Snyder’s contempt for Exponent actually makes a lot of sense. They are well known as being a junk science for hire firm. Their previous reports have stated that second hand smoke isn’t unhealthy and that there are no adverse effects of dumping toxic waste in the rainforest

As painful as it is to say, I think we’re rooting for Brady

If the NFL is now approaching the PA to make a deal, it seems to me their lawyers finally smartened up and told Goodell they would not have a case for suspension that would hold up in court.

I had an issue like this in college once, where my neighbor worked nights (cleaning the University that I attended), and would flip out on me if I made any noise during the day. He would call the police if I had music playing at a semi-loud level at 3 in the afternoon, while I did dishes. So from then on, at random…

“How long before it becomes a standard?”

Obligatory, because THE FORMS MUST BE OBEYED, but also because it’s the sweetest tribute to the Swayze oeuvre. I mean, how can you not love lyrics like,

MLS sucks.

This sets a hilarious precedent of the Mets having a float in Yankee parades and a Jets float in a Giants parade. Meanwhile, there will be a continuation of our 21 year old policy of no hockey parades and neither local basketball team will ever win a championship again.

Bullshit. Let the ladies have all the spotlight. They earned it.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.

It basically preserves my ability to watch sports on the main TV the rest of the year. On a sidenote, to whomever at Hallmark created “Christmas in July”, where they’ll be showing Christmas movies next month, burn in hell.

The rest of the chapter predicts a.. ahem... interesting contract negotiation for Lebron this summer.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

YOU’RE out of control.

I don’t agree with Kipnis on a lot of things, but her original piece raised a lot of legitimate issues with the current direction of the feminist movement, especially on campuses.

Actually the term survivor kind of annoys me too. It’s so... precious. Like something your touchie-feely hippie teacher would come up with. I feel the same way about safe spaces and trigger warnings. Just no. Maybe it’s a generational thing. I feel like anyone under the age of 30 is just a special snowflake that has…

After reading the initial comments and joke attempts on this article I realized I have officially passed the age where I now get upset that internet commentors take literally every story as a platform for comedy.

This guy deserves nothing but the fucking worst life has to throw at him.