About that Town Car, "Potholes don't exist when you're in this car." Really? Cuz every time I get in a Panther cab and we go over a few ripples in the road, it feels like the suspension and wheels are going to separate from the rest of the car.

That's some fucking good-ass vacuuming you did there. Digging those directional lines in the carpet.

You got them ISIS fuckers there? Run those goatfucking cowards over with that fucking LC!!!!

Yeah you're both stupid and crazy. I had an Elise for 3 years, I daily drove the fucker. Sure I got loose fillings and my rectum is a bit beefy, but it was worth it!

IS this one of those famous rapegifs?

Calling it the CT6 is an automatic fail. People will think it's an A6 competitor, or even worse, think new "CTS."

Garbage trucks smell like the inside of a hobo's asshole after another hobo's vinegary feet rubbed all up the inside.

No comparison between the shitty Wrangler and the luxe yet totally-more-competent RR Sport.

It was while being towed.

That's right, ISIS. I said it before and I'll say it again, don't fucking test me: ISIS!!!!

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I want an old Camry, and then play crash'n'derby with nerdy accountants on the highway during their drive back home.

I don't agree, my wife's Mazda3 took 1000x the beating my TJs took combined and the only thing that went wrong was some ABS sensor on one of the wheels and the AC system sprang some leak somewhere that was repaired under warranty. So you're telling me driving in the city is how you break a Wrangler? Is this like an…

LOL seriously thinking about the next gen one.

No, growing up we called a manual tranny a stickshift or stick. I've driven stick all my life, from my old Audi 80 from 1988 through my Cavalier, all my Jeeps, Audi, Lotus, Mazda3, a 70's 6-series, and so on. Never had the gear pop out - fucking violent too, nearly broke my wrist once.

You know, you might very well be right. I'll admit, greasing all points was not something the dealer did every time. I asked them to do it, and this being Quebec, where everyone is a lazy, lying sack of shit, I'm pretty sure no one did anything. But, same goes for all my other cars that were never greased, and I've…

Mainly balljoints is my complaint.

I'm not arguing with you, and I wonder if I've just been extremely unlucky or what. I'll tell you this, when the balljoints went on my second TJ, the service guy told me that they were well aware there was a major issue with them and he had replaced balljoints on a big fraction of newish TJs. He warned me that this…

I loved them, much like everyone who buys them now.