BRB. DOWNLOADING

THERE'S A MOVIE?!

After googling it, it appears to have been cookies in the film, so you were correct, just backwards. :)

I had in my mind one way I expected this video (and the corn) to go, and then OMG WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING THAT THING???

oh, i think i missed this, too....

ABC, please hear my plea. Don't eff this up. Don't turn Fresh Off the Boat into a parade of outdated racist caricatures. Don't Long Duck Dong us. Don't cast white people as the Chinese immigrants. If you must have them speaking Chinese, please let it really be Chinese and in a consistent dialect. I know, I know,…

Turkeys have sex. Turkeys are known to drown to death trying to drink the rain out of the sky. So, clearly intelligence is not a prerequisite for having sex. At one point, however, it was a prerequisite for commenting on these sites. Thanks to Kinja, those days are behind us, and we have to talk to you.

I thought I loved him until I saw Hairspray and learned he could sing, and then my love for him grew to the point that my previous love was like a tiny ant-sized speck of nothingness in comparison.

What?! No Little Debbie??

I love Miss Claudette. I knew where that story was going when I saw the bruising on that girl....

Tastycake is way better than Hostess. Just sayin.

Corny Collins forever!

Dammit! I was going to get something productive done tonight, but looks like it will just be a movie marathon.

THE SIDE PARTING. *faints*

Hissssssss. DO NOT WANT.

Yeaah we may or may not have told our advisor who recommended switching to some less mutagenic but ultimately less effective chemical - "It would be kind of cool if my kids turned out to be mutants!"

But after my study subjects were thoroughly hosed with radiation I thought "Do I let it bite me and ultimately become…

Ahaha "Your LAME is showing"

Also, funny - I don't have my PhD but I have three good friends who do. All of whom couldn't find academic positions and ended up doing only vaguely related work - public policy, science journalism, and working as a bike mechanic. It seems to me that women not getting $$ is misogyny, no matter those women's choices,…

I too have this problem all the time. Shopping for shoes can be discouraging.

On the bright side, you can't really tell the difference between youth's Crocs and adult's Crocs— they're both terribad. There's always that!