But...I mean...aren't most Asian eyes flat on the bottom and rounded on the top? I'm Korean. I have not had any cosmetic surgery done to my eyes, though I have a slight double-lid on both eyes already.* Certainly getting eyelid surgery will enhance the roundedness on top, but in general, Asian eyes are flat on the…

Wait...why did they call her "Big Bird"? I need to know this. Has anyone read it, or am I going to have to trek on down to the store and scan the article quickly?

Ugh. This smacks of the idea that homosexuality = pedophilia. Coupled with the pervasive thought that gay adults will somehow "turn" children gay...ick. Just all kinds of ick. Let's hope this proposal is not accepted.

Best. Thing. Ever! Extra extra extra bonus points because he is adorable.

Samantha Daniels loves her some italics.

I can't decide if the fact that Nick Carter is talking about his fitness trainer fianceé makes that tweet better or worse. Seriously, I don't know why I know this. At all. But the information has taken up valuable space in my brain and will not leave.

When one grandfather was in hospice, the nurse told my mother that she might have to tell him it's ok to leave. She'd seen a lot of people hang on because they were worried about their families, but once someone actually told them it was ok (even if the patient was non-responsive), they'd slip away pretty quickly. In…

CURSIVE R'S ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. I hated the little shits when I was 8, and I hate them now. The lowercase ones, I mean. I have no problem with the grown-up R's. They are lovely, but their alphabet-offspring are evil.

John Mulaney is my imaginary boyfriend too! Well, actually, he's part of my imaginary menagerie of boyfriends. I'm looking forward to the pilot—I think he's hilarious.

She's my personal hero, non-existent filter and all.

Am I just...completely misinterpreting the original article? I feel like a lot of the comment-hate is coming from the way this quote was represented here, and not from the actual article she wrote.

I used to hate milk. Absolutely hate it. We usually had skim in the house. I liked the 2% better, but it wasn't amazing. Then I started drinking whole milk as an adult. It was a revelation. Milk! It tasted like something! It wasn't white water! It was creamier. And I didn't feel like I needed to drink a gallon of it…

Me too! Every day, when I put him in his crate before I leave for work, I think to myself, "Maybe today's the day. Today's the day I quit my job and devote myself to raising my dog." If I could find a way to pay the bills and do this, I totally would.

It might be my favorite sitcom on TV right now (don't tell Parks & Rec).

I read an article last night about the impending verdict. I was outraged at some of the comments, but then started laughing hysterically at repeated comments along the lines of, "This never would have happened if these kids weren't drinking underage. It's all the alcohol's fault."

Oh goodness, yes. I'm not dealing with it with a significant other, but with a boy roommate. He is a baby. I am about 6 years older than him and his girlfriend (our other roommate), and I am totally their mother. More his than hers, but I am definitely their mother.

At first I was like, "OMG, I can't believe he's vacuuming his kid's head, isn't that dangerous?" And then I remember every single adorable video of corgis getting vacuumed, and simmer down.

Oh man, that gif is the best. I was all, "Aww, cute kitties on a Roomba!" And then one fell off and I laughed really hard. And then the second one fell off and I fucking DIED.

Ah, I see. Thanks for the info!

When I was a little girl I would stay up late, sneak out into the living room, and watch TV. Late at night there was always Star Trek: TNG on, and I'd fall asleep on the couch while watching Captain Picard being a total badass. I've had a soft spot for him ever since, and everything he does to promote an end to…