Sorry...that's me being obnoxiously picky. My zoology professor had us clarify which we meant:

These are actually tortoises, no? I know the source article calls them turtles, but I'm pretty positive they're actually tortoises.

I would support "flight moods."

Yes. I love it—he's hilarious. Have you also seen the Van Der Memes thing? That's and his Dad Jeans commercial parody are the things that reminded me that Dawson still exists, and he's actually hilarious.

That is ridiculously awesome/creepy/awesome again. Thanks for sharing!

My friend has a gorgeous afro, and strangers reach out to touch it all the time. He hates it. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to touch a stranger's head. It's weird and creepy and so incredibly rude.

Ditto. A lot of stores' petites section is still much too large for me. And I get that I'm out of the average spectrum, and that stores aren't going to mass-produce 25-inch inseam pants, but...it's still frustrating. Stores need to do more than just make a smaller version of an item. It's not just that we're shorter,…

I don't see it. For one, I feel like he wouldn't make a joke in such poor taste in mixed company like that. For another, I'm not always convinced Obama has the best comedic timing. Sometimes he lets a joke sit there for a second or so too long, which could be construed as an innuendo-laden pause. So...no. Plus I don't…

Whee! I have this problem all the time. I am in my mid-20s, and just a shade under 5 feet tall, with little to no chest business. For the most part I let the "You're so young-looking!" comments slide off my back with a polite, but cold smile, and a "Yep! Guess I'm lucky!"-type reply.

Yes, well, I sincerely believe I am hot shit, and thus, should never get a speeding ticket or pay for gas. I need gas to power my car to spread my awesomeness, and sometimes I have to drive fast to get where the people need my fantastigloriousness most.

Why is my face wet? I do not understand.

Lol.

You'd better believe that if they ever made a movie together, I would watch it six ways from Sunday. Van Der Beek was in one episode of Gosselar's show, Franklin & Bash. Not enough, Hollywood. NEVER ENOUGH.

What's a girl have to do to become one of his kittens (get catnapped, I guess)? Holy cow, is that ever a spoiled kitteh. And she is adorable!

Can someone explain to me what it means by "Darkside"?

Haha, it's not hard. Ok, so, the first things you should wash are silverware and then cups, because these are things that go directly in your mouth. You went them exposed to the soap and clean hot water the most, so that it's less likely stuff is left on them (gross!). Then plates, bowls, etc. Finally, pots and pans.…

We had a required 1 quarter of "Family and Consumer Sciences" in 8th grade. We also had mandatory shop class, agriculture science class, art, and other classes I don't remember. We learned how to do laundry, the proper way to handwash dishes (there is an order that it should be done in, dang it!), how to do some very…

I'm not sure—I only know because I saw it on Think Progress's Twitter, actually.

Adorable to the point that I can barely stand it. Ahhh! *insert cute-melted brain gibberish here*

I don't blame you for being drunk. Not one bit.