I have no problem doing that.

I would like that house, please. Anyone have 3 mil hidden under the couch cushions?

I once came home at 2am, drunk as a skunk, and decided I needed to eat a big ol' salad. I do not remember making or eating the salad. The only reason I know I did this is because I saw the salad bowl on the floor when I woke up the next day on the couch.

LOL. Their website is totally down right now.

So people can see how good your penmanship is!

Back at my parents' house my shower was in the basement. My mom would clean the place up before I came home, because she knew I was afraid of spiders. Cleared out the cobwebs, sprayed the place, etc. etc. So I normally felt somewhat safe. Then when I was showering one day, I turn around to rinse only to see...a…

There are a lot of times I can't handle squishing them. I've been known to kill them with whatever chemical is handy—glass cleaner is a common one. It's probably not nice, but I just...ick. Can't. I don't mind the slow ones so much, but the really fast ones (and any fast critter, really), scare me half to death. Where…

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, NO.

I have many questions about this. I grew up in the Midwest, and had a pretty even mix of male and female friends. My female friends, once away from their families, were all, "Yeah, I'm totally starting to question the validity of some of the things my parents made me say or do." My male friends, on the other hand,…

Why do people refuse to see sense? Refuse to acknowledge that contraception is not abortion. That the Affordable Care Act doesn't mean priests have to start shoving fistfuls of birth control pills down their female parishioners' throats. Why do these people exist, and can we send them somewhere else? There is nothing…

Yeah, that really was unfortunate. My parents weren't big fans of Culver or Judge. By the time they were in office, I had moved to Minnesota, so didn't notice them as much. But I can totally see how they would be off-putting, so that coupled with the whole anti-incumbent sentiment that was sweeping the nation resulted…

I remember that. It was awful, and thoroughly fucked up that he was only charged with a misdemeanor. (I did not work with that son, just so you know).

I'm from Iowa. This is...embarrassing. Come on, Iowa. Get it together. While I doubt the Monsignor will hold any significant power (since it's a board of 9 out of 10), it's still ridiculous that he was appointed in the first place. Clearly Branstad is trying to send a message about abortion in a really stupid and…

It's super sucky. But technically the show now belongs to Sony, not Dan Harmon, since he would have sold them the rights once NBC picked it up. Regardless, Sony did a shit job on handling this.

I think it's really very weird what NBC and Sony have been doing, at least as far as this coming season goes. The thought before the renewal announcement was that Community would get a full season pickup, so they could get those 100 episodes and they could sell it for syndication. With this half season order, they're…

I distinctly remember laughing when I read that quote. It was totally ridiculous, especially considering the demographics of Community's fanbase. To be fair, unless Community turns into 'Til Death, I'll follow that show to hell. Friday night slot? New showrunners? Try again, NBC & Sony.

I agree, actually. I loved the meta and the crazy parodies, but there were a LOT this season. It felt like every other episode, and while I get it and think it's funny, I can also see how it's off-putting to new viewers.

Yeah, the way Sony dealt with this whole thing was childish and petty. I'd like to say I can't believe a conference room full of executives would think this was ok, but that would be a lie. And I don't really expect it to be the same either. I'm just going to withhold judgment before I start declaring the 4th season…

I don't know why my edit didn't take. That first sentence is supposed to be, "I love Community more than I love most people." I don't presume to love Community more than other fans; in fact, I know I don't. There are some hardcore Community lovers out there that I cannot compare to.

I love Community more than most people. I think Dan Harmon comes up with some really genius storylines. That said, I think he's probably hard to work for, doesn't manage his actors or crew very well, and has been known to publicly throw childish tantrums when things don't go his way. The unfortunate nature of the…