OK, I’d pay $250 for it.

That POS is what brought on the guy’s heart attack.

Wait...what’s that in the back of the lot??

It’s fall of 2022, and you’re taking a drive through Asheville. The mountain back roads are perfect to carve in the FR-S you just managed to pick up for a sweet deal.

This could be a Doug Demero bumper to bumper warranty writing bonanza. 

Interesting that these were primarily purchased by REmax agents in their original form-- but underneath the gorgeous leather there’s always beat the heart of a serious offroad machine.

Conversely, owning a Sixties muscle car is a great decision. Parts are dirt cheap. No surprise, all the 2nd gen Charger sheet metal is available from the aftermarket. You work on the car, there’s plenty of room. It’s old, so there are no electronics to glitch—it’s an utterly basic car even Grandma could get running.

I guess the whole singer / himalaya / icon thing is an inevitable side effect of growing income inequality, but it bums me out. Can’t old trucks just be old trucks?

Amen. I’m 46 years old and was ready to fucking join the Navy and wanted to be a fighter pilot the moment I left Top Gun back in 196, along with pretty much every boy my age. Top Gun remains a masterpiece and I need this to at least bring back that lovin feeling.

This is such an embarrassing anecdote. Top Gun came out in 1986 and I was just in the first year of high school. I saw it and like every red-blooded commie-hating American I wanted to join the Navy and punch a Russian. Years later I was an undergrad at UCLA and still planned to join the Navy when I graduated, but my…

Yeah, but what about Tom Cruise?

I’d guess that footage was him in the back seat of the F/A-18. There’s no way the Navy would let a civilian do that.

I finally got away from the counter at work to watch the trailer and it gave me chills. The original was cheesy as hell and this one probably will be too, but damn it I’m pumped to see it.

Heck yeah! F18's and an F14 at the end -- I’ll watch this movie just for the jets.

This is pure pornography. Fuck the new Corvette, the internet has been won with this trailer.

Please let this be good. I couldn’t handle it if it were bad. I am for sure playing Ace Combat 7 tonight.

Yes. And minivans don’t need to look frumpy anymore. We just bought this Pacifica Hybrid. The kids will call it murdered out; I call it stealth.

w/ 1 kid: best choice is a mid-sized SUV, but you can get by with a hatchback, or do well with a wagon

I don’t know if a world where Jason Torchinsky makes brilliant suggestions is a world I want to live in.

At least he’ll have plenty of time interacting with his son, on the side of the road.