I bet the stolen car got traded for a private island. Not as nice an island as you could get for a 918, fewer features, slower 0-60 time, less prestige of ownership, but a private island none the less.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Well by now we all know one thing- their engines are fucking garbage

If I put straight pipes on my Honda Fit, it would sound pretty much the same as that GT.

Their naming convention needs to die in a fire.

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

Scrolling past real quick, itlooked like the violin guy was holding a shotgun to the guy for an impromptu wedding.. #rednecklife

Thread is over, folks, we can go home.

RAM’s power wagon will remain the better rock crawler, while the Raptor will remain the better trail/desert runner.

Crack Pipe Special. No new truck should cost more than $10K. It’s just a small cab hauling a box!

911s look 900x better with front rally lights and a ducktail spoiler.

FRONT RALLY LIGHTS ALL THE THINGS!!!!

hipster bait

Those have to be the most immaculately groomed dirt roads in the world... I’m officially jealous.

Came here to post this, Reminded me of being 13 and shopping at Spencer Gifts. The greatest store ever for a 13 year old, topless lady playing cards, fart spray, and mooning dolls mom wouldn’t let me hang up in the family station wagon. It was a great time to be alive.

DatArsch.jpg (I remember as a kid thinking those pneumatic mooning people were the most hilarious thing Spencer Gifts had ever offered. These were the days before Road Rage was a thing...in the media.)

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

“Now this is a looped video that will get results.”