Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

Oh, sure. I mean it’s deluded. But it’s a refreshing delusion in an era where everyone’s afraid to disrespect each other.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

Did you really just shoehorn a plug for your podcast in your eulogy? Dude

done and done.

Those aren’t bulldozers, they are front-end loaders. This is a bulldozer.

Yeah they’re not going back. Silver is Stern’s protege and they’re cut from the same cloth as Bettman. Plus Seattle can’t get its shit together long enough to woo a team back. Not saying they need one, just saying that if there was movement to put a team there, they’d be making it happen and instead, the arena is…

Man I miss 90's basketball. Shame that both Penny and Grant Hill got bit by injuries. I remember the possibilities of Hill and Tim Duncan going to Orlando when Hill was a free agent.

Taxes and unfamiliarity and cold.

Yeah, I did.

Those of us continuing to deny that those are our kids.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Fuck zoos.

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

yes, that is literally free speech. you being annoying is protected by the first amendment, from government interference.

I’m much more interested in the most popular question. It seems to indicate that there are concerns about how easy it is to get fired from FB and whether or not the company is doing enough to make employees aware of fireable offenses.

What the hell are you talking about? Martin Short was HUGE before SNL.

Or our parents.

I think we all need to take a moment to reflect on how lucky we are that our in-laws aren’t Michael and Dina Lohan.

This is bizarre to me coming from Goop because she seems so cultivatedly icy. As though she wishes to seem above sexuality like an ancient goddess. The goddess of overpriced crap.