Yeah, I hear ya. Appreciate your efforts to have a sane discussion, by the way, rather than a scream-off.

You’re right, I overreacted, I’m just tired of hearing about Steph’s poor defense. It’s especially galling when people were seriously trying to argue for Harden as MVP last year when he just takes possessions off, defensively. Steph obviously has some size disadvantages but almost always puts in effort on defensive…

I enjoyed the leap that you made from ‘Not quite the best overall’ to ‘LOL he’s a bum on defense.’

I formally request screenshots of your best tweets so they can be measured against PJ’s. Much obliged.

Yo, man. LeBron and MJ were good, too.

As someone who spent a shitload of time in Iraq the “witty banter” is what keeps many of us sane. Shitty stuff happens every day, and many people use humor to try to help them get through it. It’s no different than useless platitudes from people who never really knew the guy. Both are designed to help the person…

That’s the “I can’t win this argument, so I’m going to make myself look morally superior,” response. I guess it’s easier to blame a weapon than a person.

Anyone who listens to Jerry West is the best owner in basketball and deserves all the credit in the world. Isn’t the point of running an enterprise to hire the best people and let them enrich you with success?

That’s not totally true. He was Tour POY in 2013.

Who the fuck wipes crack to sack?

I appreciate the description. This makes more sense than what I was picturing. However, now I have the problem of my dick contacting the front of the bowl which is absolutely horrifying. Nope nope nope. #stand4life

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

lol sir or ma’am I don’t know what that means and— to be honest with both of us —today is not the day I’m gonna learn

This GIF is mesmerizing. It is the smoothest, most seamless GIF I have ever seen. There is absolutely no break or jump where the GIF ends and starts over. Masterful job. Did you make this? 2 big thumbs up to you or whoever did!

I think the cold meds are kicking in because I have no idea what I just read. This is about a guy who just ruined his writing career by calling out some big names and emailing everyone his complaints? Is that it?

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

I have two major takeaways from this:

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said: