Except that over half of those just show up as grey boxes on my screen....

Believe it or not, there are a lot of Christians who study the Bible at a more scholarly level, and understand that there were multiple authors at different times - and that it was written by humans.

After spending many evenings watching and talking about the merits of “Top 10“ videos on YouTube and about what bred of cats we purfur (pun intended), as a married man, I can relate with this story whole-heartedly, and I enjoyed the twist at the end.

What was HillaryIsClarice’s response?

“Sure honey, here it is”

but what really comes out is.

“You dirty bastard, can’t you keep your dick in your pants?!”

If you’re older than 12 and use emojis in your communication, you deserve to be misconstrued/misunderstood, and generally shunned by society.

My wife and I opnce spent a friday evening sitting on opposite sides of the same couch texting each other emojis back and forth. She has an iPhone, while I have a Nexus 5. While she drank her wine, and I sipped my bourbon, we compared and contrasted all the differences, and she even rated which dog emojis were cuter…

Yeah, I hear ya. Appreciate your efforts to have a sane discussion, by the way, rather than a scream-off.

You’re right, I overreacted, I’m just tired of hearing about Steph’s poor defense. It’s especially galling when people were seriously trying to argue for Harden as MVP last year when he just takes possessions off, defensively. Steph obviously has some size disadvantages but almost always puts in effort on defensive…

I enjoyed the leap that you made from ‘Not quite the best overall’ to ‘LOL he’s a bum on defense.’

I formally request screenshots of your best tweets so they can be measured against PJ’s. Much obliged.

Yo, man. LeBron and MJ were good, too.

As someone who spent a shitload of time in Iraq the “witty banter” is what keeps many of us sane. Shitty stuff happens every day, and many people use humor to try to help them get through it. It’s no different than useless platitudes from people who never really knew the guy. Both are designed to help the person…

That’s the “I can’t win this argument, so I’m going to make myself look morally superior,” response. I guess it’s easier to blame a weapon than a person.

Anyone who listens to Jerry West is the best owner in basketball and deserves all the credit in the world. Isn’t the point of running an enterprise to hire the best people and let them enrich you with success?

That’s not totally true. He was Tour POY in 2013.

Who the fuck wipes crack to sack?

I appreciate the description. This makes more sense than what I was picturing. However, now I have the problem of my dick contacting the front of the bowl which is absolutely horrifying. Nope nope nope. #stand4life

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

lol sir or ma’am I don’t know what that means and— to be honest with both of us —today is not the day I’m gonna learn