Which, proving he’s a perfect fit, failed.

Some people call him Maurice.

Less balls in unwilling women's faces. That's how I'd have done it.

As an ex-swimmer, eating was anything but a chore, but I didn’t time mine out like him. I ate an ungodly amount of calories per day, and it was the most wondrous life ever. I’m now 40 pounds heavier than my swimming weight, and I just can’t figure out how to make myself eat less.

Hands of stone

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

Westbrook is obviously the face of insanity, but watch him clench his fist as that Cuban question is coming. He wants to put his fist through the wall SO BAD.

Here’s hoping. Everything is bullshit if the best player in the game is out due to injury. I’m rooting for GS, but I’d love to see somebody manage to beat them straight up too, if any of that makes sense. What I don’t want is LA winning in 7 without him, then getting rolled by SA. I need that GS/SA conference finals…

I have yet to see one that doesn't.

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

The.Fuck.It.Doesn’t.

I’m of the opinion that Conor McGregor is a self-aggrandizing prick. A good fighter, hell - possibly a great fighter, but a self-aggrandizing prick nonetheless.

That being said, I wholly support him roasting Dana White’s nuts over a can of media fueled sterno.

Dana White, and by extension, the UFC is terrible to it’s…

When told he was going back to Cali, Moody responded, “I don’t think so.”

nothing summarizes the internet like the transition from “so i get your point” to the salutation “go fuck yourself and your family”

Neither are they.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

Oh, sure. I mean it’s deluded. But it’s a refreshing delusion in an era where everyone’s afraid to disrespect each other.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

Did you really just shoehorn a plug for your podcast in your eulogy? Dude

Man I miss 90's basketball. Shame that both Penny and Grant Hill got bit by injuries. I remember the possibilities of Hill and Tim Duncan going to Orlando when Hill was a free agent.