Taxes and unfamiliarity and cold.

Yeah, I did.

Those of us continuing to deny that those are our kids.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Fuck zoos.

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

What the hell are you talking about? Martin Short was HUGE before SNL.

And I plainly stated mine. Don’t know why you’re got so ridiculously offended. And Id rather be a ‘loser’ (really originally insult btw) than whineyass mega cunt like yourself.

You insinuated that because she was born into a wealthy fam And didn’t have to eat ramen for months her achievements are in someway less legit. You assume she’s giving you some kind of life advice here, which wasn’t at all the case.

I’m sorta mad you didn’t end with dank you.

Man, dank is a chill as heck word.

i deal with the people who tell a story and NEED to explain exactly where a location was even tho it plays no part in the story. for example: so i’m driving down i45...or was it down 19? i think it was 19, like where the railroad is. do you know like where kensington and davidson meet? so like right there at that…

Have you ever met a person who constantly struggles to find the right word to describe something? And hems and haws trying to find it? How do you NOT finish that person’s sentence? I swear I know at least a dozen of these.

Counterpoint: waiting silently for your turn is some bourgeois white people claptrap. In many, many cultures, speaking over a person is the prime way to show that you’re engaged and listening, and waiting until the person has finished speaking is a sign you’re not paying attention. Coming from a big Jewey…

Prisons, North Carolina public schools, to-may-to, to-mah-to.

+1 crawlspace

I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

Or our parents.

I think we all need to take a moment to reflect on how lucky we are that our in-laws aren’t Michael and Dina Lohan.

This is bizarre to me coming from Goop because she seems so cultivatedly icy. As though she wishes to seem above sexuality like an ancient goddess. The goddess of overpriced crap.