I won’t date anyone who’s favorite band is Oasis. My favorite band is Blur. And even though Damon and Noel are mates now I just can’t stand Oasis.

Not only romantic relationships, all relationships die on the spot if someone acts like something super simple is hard, or don’t know basic life skills. If you can’t for instance sew buttons and think that’s endearing, you’re dead to me. And I will probably make a scene if you claim changing a duvet cover is hard

Facial hair. The last few years have been hell.

I had this scenario, but with my dog. “Your dog takes up too much of your time.” <insert biggest eye roll & fastest dumping of boyfriend ever>

I had a boyfriend who used to get jealous of my purry, demanding cat, to the point where I told him, point blank, not to make me choose between him and my cat because he would not like my answer to that. And I meant it.

I get where you’re coming from, but in defense of Chads, I did work with one who was a smart, kind, funny, cool and good looking guy. However, he did the ONE petty thing that I can’t stand - he chewed with his mouth open, and loud. One time he ate an apple and smacked so loud I almost died from rage.

Why are we doing this in 2019?

I can’t tell if you’re being sincere or super shady, I love it

I’ve got a black eye coming after an epic Nerf gun battle yesterday; I’m beginning to look like a good advert for eye protection!

I am at my local folk music festival, for the first time with a baby and not as a volunteer! The first two evenings were tough but today was way better.

“We’ve inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.”

Oh yeah those are great

Oh oh oh, I forgot one of my favorite RVs was from the 1920s I believe and the drivers seat was a leather arm chair. On the chair there was a sign stating that the chair was an accessory that cost $35. So the RV did not come with a seat, and if you bought one it was not attached to the vehicle in any way. (This was…

Social Blade, a social-analytics platform, estimates that Tea Spill alone is earning up to $65,000 a month.”

My dream is to wrap my travel trailer’s entire exterior with Lisa Frank graphics like a live-in Trapper Keeper. 

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

Yes, this is just plain stupid, not to mention rude, but...it’s kinda fun to think of other inappropriate freebies to include with various items.

....take the rains or take the reigns- FFS

It feels worse than ever since autocorrect came along, but my current top three are...

my biggest pet peeve is people who say “peaks” when they mean “piques”. it should not bother me nearly as much as it should. and yet!!!