I have no idea why I feel the need to defend Jeffery Starr, lol, but I do think this is unfair. Putting aside the James Charles stuff, which he was most certainly inserting himself into something he had no business in.......this is what he does. He reviews makeup and skincare. If he didn’t say anything or had no…

I’m with you.  I had to google several words in this article.  Making me realize how 40 I really am.

I have nothing to add to this conversation because even thinking about twitter makes me start humming funeral music in my head.

Long live the boob trench! I’ve been doing it ever since, well, puberty, so a couple of decades now.

Girl, check into the Four Seasons, order room service three times a day and never get out of the bathtub.

Young women out there... please, I plead with you... your plastic surgery makes you look like an older woman trying to look younger.

This stuff horrifies me. I used to work in dental for a decade. Preteens and teens would come in for a routine cleaning and mothers would ask for their girls’ lips to be done as well. Totally normal to plump up a 13 year olds lips in Tribeca. I can’t imagine the psychological impact it must have on these kids. …

The staircase giveth and the staircase taketh away

It’s almost like every time she takes two steps forward with the story we have to take two steps back.

I feel like if we went to Rich’s place, we’d see a bunch of newspaper clippings on a wall (likely in the cellar or garage), a dry-erase board with some sort of flow-chart, and a giant map with pushpins connected by yarn.

I’ll reply to myself. I try never to, but I’ll point out that my comment generated a “You May Like” pushed ad for “Affordable Alcohol Inpatient Rehab Centers.”

Oh yeah, I mean he’s a weirdo for many reasons. I think I remember back in the 90s or something... that maybe while they were filming “Far and Away” that either he had to stand on a box or she had to stand in a hole. That must have been incredibly distracting and guaranteed both of their ridiculously horrible Irish…

Looks, I’m a really short guy, so everyone I’ve ever dated has been taller than me. All my boyfriends have been much taller than, to the point that people did stare (while I usually get away with it thanks to my twink status, the time I briefly went out with a guy who was 6'4'’, people definitely, openly, made…

I am guessing that all of that comes from women right?

I think nothing when I see women with shorter men, and if I do think anything it is, “Yea for people not strictly following gender roles!” I would think that you and your family would acknowledge that it is hard for you to find a taller man since you are very tall yourself.

One time my cousin was living in France and the bank had put €100 notes in the €10 note slot of the cash machine so everyone in town was taking out money in €10 amounts then joining the back of the queue to do it again. The bank closed because all the staff were waiting their turn.

Oh that would be the dream. I’m hoping to visit an old friend in Berlin and currently trying to work out the best way of saying “Dude find me your hottest, coolest, singlest buddies and tell them to form an orderly queue for consideration."

Thank you for saying so. Trying to channel your badass-ery Flutterby

It doesn't come up now like it used to, but back in the day, when I saw a short man with a tall woman, it made me think that Nicole Kidman could do better. 

If there’s one thing that’s been getting me through the weeks recently it’s definitely been the latest Aunty Donna sketch series, especially as some have been eerily close to the shit I had to go through at school.