I can’t tell if you’re being sincere or super shady, I love it

I’ve got a black eye coming after an epic Nerf gun battle yesterday; I’m beginning to look like a good advert for eye protection!

I am at my local folk music festival, for the first time with a baby and not as a volunteer! The first two evenings were tough but today was way better.

“We’ve inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.”

Oh yeah those are great

Oh oh oh, I forgot one of my favorite RVs was from the 1920s I believe and the drivers seat was a leather arm chair. On the chair there was a sign stating that the chair was an accessory that cost $35. So the RV did not come with a seat, and if you bought one it was not attached to the vehicle in any way. (This was…

Social Blade, a social-analytics platform, estimates that Tea Spill alone is earning up to $65,000 a month.”

My dream is to wrap my travel trailer’s entire exterior with Lisa Frank graphics like a live-in Trapper Keeper. 

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

Yes, this is just plain stupid, not to mention rude, but...it’s kinda fun to think of other inappropriate freebies to include with various items.

Now more than ever I’m bummed that Columbo is no longer on Netflix.

....take the rains or take the reigns- FFS

It feels worse than ever since autocorrect came along, but my current top three are...

my biggest pet peeve is people who say “peaks” when they mean “piques”. it should not bother me nearly as much as it should. and yet!!!

I have no idea why I feel the need to defend Jeffery Starr, lol, but I do think this is unfair. Putting aside the James Charles stuff, which he was most certainly inserting himself into something he had no business in.......this is what he does. He reviews makeup and skincare. If he didn’t say anything or had no…

I’m with you.  I had to google several words in this article.  Making me realize how 40 I really am.

I have nothing to add to this conversation because even thinking about twitter makes me start humming funeral music in my head.

Long live the boob trench! I’ve been doing it ever since, well, puberty, so a couple of decades now.

Girl, check into the Four Seasons, order room service three times a day and never get out of the bathtub.

This stuff horrifies me. I used to work in dental for a decade. Preteens and teens would come in for a routine cleaning and mothers would ask for their girls’ lips to be done as well. Totally normal to plump up a 13 year olds lips in Tribeca. I can’t imagine the psychological impact it must have on these kids. …