OMG bath pearls!  The skin would get all squidgy and be so awesome to play with.  I remember having some that were penguin shaped. 

My boyfriend is the one who loves baths and bath bombs, while I’m the one who cleans the tub... even non-bombed bath water leaves a ring with dead skin cells and other ick. I haven’t really noticed a difference in effort required to clean it, only the color of the ring.
He does pull his weight housework-wise, so I…

I forgot all about those Body Shop bath pearls! They were really nice.

Because men did so little for so long, we were hungry for ANY change in behavior. The problem came when we got that, we treated the lowest possible effort with the highest possible praise. Both genders did this, but men really took advantage of it.

No one is going to see either of these posts because I’m in the grays but I just remembered that I forgot to mention that said cat had diarrhoea the entire flight from New York to Paris. Including a particularly explosive bout as we took  him out of his carrier to go through security at JFK. 

This past summer my boyfriend and I made the move from Canada to the UK for grad school together. We also have a 3 year old cat, who plays a very important character in this story.

What about Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, and Sir Osis of Liver?

Archie is a classic Scottish name same as McDonalds . Archibald and McDonald are both Scottish clans

Yes... There is a certain racist name used for people.of color (I won’t repeat it here), which is ever only used in the context of racism.. when you Google it any found definition explains it as racist.

Okay, but what of this $26 million? Did that ever get answered? She got $26 mil and just says “No I didn’t?” This is bugging the shit of me, but then again, I am an accountant and want to follow the$$$$ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you! It was a nice evening just hanging out with friends, and I got to take home enough leftovers (my aunt basically demanded that all of the food be taken home because it won’t get eaten at her house) for TWO meals. I’m a huge fan of leftovers, especially since I hate cooking dinner after work.

I want Dolly to make a T-shirt for me that says “Having an affair is like playing pool on two tables. You might have the balls, but your stick will get tired.”

Here’s me this week enjoying a nice walk through the countryside as one does, going about my business, getting off the beaten track, following a few public rights of way (PROWs). Enjoy getting out and seeing the various animals people keep around in the part of Devon I decided to go and explore.

See, this is why Hollywood does the fake narrative like with Titanic. We know the names of the real people on board the Titanic, so if the story centers on Benjamin Guggenheim or John Jacob Astor or the boat’s captain, then we know the outcome of the central character. But if we manufacture these two people who…

Not me, but I have been yelled at for spoiling the ending to Argo, which was at that point HISTORICAL and DECLASSIFIED and was also on a streaming service so it had been a while. They were like ‘but how would we know?!’. It’s the Iran hostage crisis, kids. It’s even gotten to the point of declassification. That’s the…

They take any criticism of keto as a personal attack. I’ve started defaulting to ‘ok, well enjoy your high cholesterol, heart disease, and pancreatitis!’ and walking away.

Oh man, if only we had all of human history to prove how wrong that is. Also, humans are omnivores so his point (even if true) wouldn’t even apply to humans or most pets. Thank you for not bringing that idiocy out of the greys. 

“It is much healthier for people, as well as pets, to eat a balanced diet with lean meats as protein sources, as well as vegetables, fruits and healthy grains.”

This isn’t a fair argument to make because all medical information on TV shows is 100% accurate.

Craft Thread: I made something so forking cute you guys. I can’t get over myself: