It’s just so military-brain to immediately assume they’d be here to nuke us. Says so much about us.

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

Vagina vampires are only a threat one week out of the month, and only if you invite them inside.

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

Ha...yeah, what kind of idiot doesn’t know these things...?

Thank you! Those all look wonderful, and I’ve never seen any of them before. I don’t know for sure, but I’m thinking boiled sweets would just be hard candies here. 

RHUBARB CANDY!!! Excuse me for shouting but where can I get some?

What is a boiled sweet? I’m so intrigued!

I’ll bet she has a bowl of them in her trailer on-set; piled high with candy that’s fused into a giant, unbreakable mass. She probably gestures toward the bowl when they come to her trailer for read throughs, insisting they take one, knowing full well there’s no chance of them actually managing to break off a piece.…

Missing my grandmother right now. She always had those butterscotch hard candies in the yellow plastic wrappers and Starlite mints in her purse. She’d slip them to me in church. To this day I refer to those as “church candy.”

Mmmm, Werther's!

Honestly, tho, I love butterscotchs. Even after having almost choked to death on one at church when I was 5. My mom gave me one to quiet me down and it almost did the trick too well.

Somewhere in a NYC penthouse, a snickering group of mean spirited MALE fashion rulers are laughing soooo very hard.: “Look, we foisted another blast from the frustrating as hell past on women, bwahahahaha!!!” said Fashion Bastard One.

I really enjoyed the year empire waists were in. They were fun and swingy, and flattering on me, with all the ventilation of an unbelted dress (no ac at work)

Doesn't work. Then instead of excessive cleavage there is just the annoying gapping.

I have two faux wrap dresses, but I still have to wear a camisole under both of them, and one also tends to work better with a slip. At that point, I start to question why I bother?

I tie mine just below the boobs, empire-waste style, as if I was some sort of mashup of disco and Jane Austen.

I agree. Wrap dresses sound nice. Easily let out after a large meal, cinch at the waist, don’t have to deal with zipping yourself up...

I have never worn a wrap dress without a camisole underneath, and any clothing that mandates the wearing of additional unrelated clothing is in empirical fact, imperfect. The prosecution rests. 

the string that goes through the hole is supposed to meet with the other, dangling string and be tied. This loose bond is what holds the wearer into the dress,