Well you see they were Amish, so they didn’t have the internet to conduct their own research and glean the truth from vaccinefacts.altavista.net/blog that vaccines are filled with dangerous chemicals like dihydrogen oxide

It’s BEAUUUUUUUUUTIFUL!!

I don’t remember this incident because I was probably only 3ish when it happened, but my mom told me the story. I was a bit of a pill when I was wee and going to the store was a major issue. Apparently my grandma decided to let me hold the Teddy Ruxpin that I latched onto at the store. She didn’t intend to buy it,…

I don’t know what was more painful - the flu, or having to watch that awfulness.

Well, those people tend to be very sensitive to language that doesn’t conform to their politics and become immediately threatened when they hear it, so the media tends to walk on eggshells to avoid setting them off. If only there was a term for that

“...these two attractive young women...”

Almost. It’s “colossal bellend Piers ‘Morgan’ Moron is a colossal bellend, the colossal bellend.”

Just put a mannequin in a Little Black Dress on stage. It’ll have exactly the same amount of charisma and sing better harmonies!

“PETA is heading to Levi’s boardroom to urge the company to stop peddling these patches, which cause cows immense pain and suffering,”

Proper attention to grammar and punctuation rules is all the church I need.

Do you live in New Zealand? Is there an actual reason why you care or are you just being a dick?

The best part of being over 40 is that somewhere in the mid 30s the desire to keep up, fit in, or match other people sheds like a too small skin. Take a deep breath, relax. The future is bright with not caring at all what other people think of how you look or what you have.

I remember back in the Napster days, when everyone was downloading every song in existence, David Bowie had the interesting solution to flood the net with fake song files. About 95% of the time, you downloaded what you thought was a David Bowie song and you’d get a few bars of (if I recall) Changes, then it faded into…

Just get some nasturtiums instead. Grow like crazy, self propogate and both the leaves and flowers are edible. Same round, large leaves, and a pack of seeds is less than $3

Yep. Good. You don’t need them for hunting or defense.

I recently heard a podcaster (I think it was on Sawbones) argue that we shouldn’t say people are “anti-vaxx” but rather “pro-preventable disease.” I’d like to see this take off. It’s still an accurate description but is more effective as making these people look as stupid as they are.

It will serve her right when the older one eats the younger one. 🐛🐔

WTF? I thought more guns was the answer? Am I being lied to?

“Freddy Got Fingered”. I was like 11 and had no idea what the hell that even meant. My poor father didn’t either (English is his second language). We walked out about thirty minutes in. 

Yeah, isn’t Birdie/ Bertie short for Roberta (or Robert for a dude)? However I do like it.