Thank you! It was a nice evening just hanging out with friends, and I got to take home enough leftovers (my aunt basically demanded that all of the food be taken home because it won’t get eaten at her house) for TWO meals. I’m a huge fan of leftovers, especially since I hate cooking dinner after work.

I want Dolly to make a T-shirt for me that says “Having an affair is like playing pool on two tables. You might have the balls, but your stick will get tired.”

Here’s me this week enjoying a nice walk through the countryside as one does, going about my business, getting off the beaten track, following a few public rights of way (PROWs). Enjoy getting out and seeing the various animals people keep around in the part of Devon I decided to go and explore.

See, this is why Hollywood does the fake narrative like with Titanic. We know the names of the real people on board the Titanic, so if the story centers on Benjamin Guggenheim or John Jacob Astor or the boat’s captain, then we know the outcome of the central character. But if we manufacture these two people who…

Not me, but I have been yelled at for spoiling the ending to Argo, which was at that point HISTORICAL and DECLASSIFIED and was also on a streaming service so it had been a while. They were like ‘but how would we know?!’. It’s the Iran hostage crisis, kids. It’s even gotten to the point of declassification. That’s the…

They take any criticism of keto as a personal attack. I’ve started defaulting to ‘ok, well enjoy your high cholesterol, heart disease, and pancreatitis!’ and walking away.

Oh man, if only we had all of human history to prove how wrong that is. Also, humans are omnivores so his point (even if true) wouldn’t even apply to humans or most pets. Thank you for not bringing that idiocy out of the greys. 

“It is much healthier for people, as well as pets, to eat a balanced diet with lean meats as protein sources, as well as vegetables, fruits and healthy grains.”

This isn’t a fair argument to make because all medical information on TV shows is 100% accurate.

Craft Thread: I made something so forking cute you guys. I can’t get over myself:

Greetings from Paris! I still haven’t adjusted to the time change which has made things interesting. Everyone made it here in one piece & Mr C was blown away by our surprise We are having some great adventures. Happy Saturday night.

It’s just so military-brain to immediately assume they’d be here to nuke us. Says so much about us.

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

Vagina vampires are only a threat one week out of the month, and only if you invite them inside.

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

Ha...yeah, what kind of idiot doesn’t know these things...?

Thank you! Those all look wonderful, and I’ve never seen any of them before. I don’t know for sure, but I’m thinking boiled sweets would just be hard candies here. 

RHUBARB CANDY!!! Excuse me for shouting but where can I get some?

What is a boiled sweet? I’m so intrigued!

I’ll bet she has a bowl of them in her trailer on-set; piled high with candy that’s fused into a giant, unbreakable mass. She probably gestures toward the bowl when they come to her trailer for read throughs, insisting they take one, knowing full well there’s no chance of them actually managing to break off a piece.…