Somewhere in a NYC penthouse, a snickering group of mean spirited MALE fashion rulers are laughing soooo very hard.: “Look, we foisted another blast from the frustrating as hell past on women, bwahahahaha!!!” said Fashion Bastard One.

I really enjoyed the year empire waists were in. They were fun and swingy, and flattering on me, with all the ventilation of an unbelted dress (no ac at work)

Doesn't work. Then instead of excessive cleavage there is just the annoying gapping.

I can’t see pics posted in Db...but was imaging a young Prince Philip in a series of sweaters, he was quite something to look at. No wonder QE2 was wild about him.

I have two faux wrap dresses, but I still have to wear a camisole under both of them, and one also tends to work better with a slip. At that point, I start to question why I bother?

I tie mine just below the boobs, empire-waste style, as if I was some sort of mashup of disco and Jane Austen.

I agree. Wrap dresses sound nice. Easily let out after a large meal, cinch at the waist, don’t have to deal with zipping yourself up...

I have never worn a wrap dress without a camisole underneath, and any clothing that mandates the wearing of additional unrelated clothing is in empirical fact, imperfect. The prosecution rests. 

i enjoy a wrap dress in theory, in practice my giant boobs always seem to show too much for the dress to be “work appropriate” (yes, we should be able to show any cleavage and be deemed work appropriate, but alas... )

the string that goes through the hole is supposed to meet with the other, dangling string and be tied. This loose bond is what holds the wearer into the dress,

Well you see they were Amish, so they didn’t have the internet to conduct their own research and glean the truth from vaccinefacts.altavista.net/blog that vaccines are filled with dangerous chemicals like dihydrogen oxide

It’s BEAUUUUUUUUUTIFUL!!

I don’t remember this incident because I was probably only 3ish when it happened, but my mom told me the story. I was a bit of a pill when I was wee and going to the store was a major issue. Apparently my grandma decided to let me hold the Teddy Ruxpin that I latched onto at the store. She didn’t intend to buy it,…

I don’t know what was more painful - the flu, or having to watch that awfulness.

Well, those people tend to be very sensitive to language that doesn’t conform to their politics and become immediately threatened when they hear it, so the media tends to walk on eggshells to avoid setting them off. If only there was a term for that

“...these two attractive young women...”

Almost. It’s “colossal bellend Piers ‘Morgan’ Moron is a colossal bellend, the colossal bellend.”

Just put a mannequin in a Little Black Dress on stage. It’ll have exactly the same amount of charisma and sing better harmonies!

“PETA is heading to Levi’s boardroom to urge the company to stop peddling these patches, which cause cows immense pain and suffering,”

Proper attention to grammar and punctuation rules is all the church I need.