Do you live in New Zealand? Is there an actual reason why you care or are you just being a dick?

The best part of being over 40 is that somewhere in the mid 30s the desire to keep up, fit in, or match other people sheds like a too small skin. Take a deep breath, relax. The future is bright with not caring at all what other people think of how you look or what you have.

I remember back in the Napster days, when everyone was downloading every song in existence, David Bowie had the interesting solution to flood the net with fake song files. About 95% of the time, you downloaded what you thought was a David Bowie song and you’d get a few bars of (if I recall) Changes, then it faded into…

Just get some nasturtiums instead. Grow like crazy, self propogate and both the leaves and flowers are edible. Same round, large leaves, and a pack of seeds is less than $3

Yep. Good. You don’t need them for hunting or defense.

I recently heard a podcaster (I think it was on Sawbones) argue that we shouldn’t say people are “anti-vaxx” but rather “pro-preventable disease.” I’d like to see this take off. It’s still an accurate description but is more effective as making these people look as stupid as they are.

It will serve her right when the older one eats the younger one. 🐛🐔

WTF? I thought more guns was the answer? Am I being lied to?

“Freddy Got Fingered”. I was like 11 and had no idea what the hell that even meant. My poor father didn’t either (English is his second language). We walked out about thirty minutes in. 

Yeah, isn’t Birdie/ Bertie short for Roberta (or Robert for a dude)? However I do like it.

It’s really terrible, right? Because you’re still stuck in the middle of it. If it was a friend who was still railing on an ex, you would tell them to get some therapy and get over it. I’ve really tried to shut it down when either of them says something nasty. Tell your therapist. I don’t want to hear it. 

My parents split 21 years ago and my Dad held on to this bitterness (despite him being the one who left and both being remarried for) ... Last year I had gastric sleeve surgery, and my Mum asked me to make sure he would be ok with her having his number to call him when I got out of surgery... it was like a switch was…

Jesus. That’s awful. I’m really sorry you’ve been through that.

>At this point they have been divorced for almost as long as they were together and yet still take jabs at each other.

So Freddo is a cartoon frog; Pepe is also a cartoon frog, made meme-famous on ... wait for it ... 4chan. Now with extra QAnon tie-ins! It’s all connected, whatever lies the MSM are telling the sheeple today. The guy who got shot — what was his name? Francesco Cali. Where is the biggest collection of Libs? California.…

The Hubs and I took a Disney trip a few months ago. He didn’t want to carry his phone around all day, so left it in our room and I carried a phone. I was waiting for him (in Epcot, no less) outside a bathroom, and he didn’t come out. And didn’t come out. And I wondered if he had come out already, and I missed him and…

My mom was a soap opera writer early in her career, and a number of my mother’s friends thought it was positively scandalous that I would sometimes hang out on the set as a teenager. As if seeing the choreographed awkwardness of simulated sex would give me ideas.

About a decade ago my mom, in a burst of nostalgia, took our whole family to Disney World a few years ago. All of us kids are well into adulthood, but we went with it. Even with all of us being (nominally) adults, we still set a meeting place where we should all go if we were separated. Bless my mom’s heart, sometimes…

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

Ah of course it would be Channel 4.