I don’t want to sound like a misandrist but all these white men look the same to me. And with their identical shrill voices always trying make excuses, how am I supposed to tell them apart?

Oh god, with lies about everything. Like no, Karen, you can’t actually “never buy avocados again” by sprouting that avocado pit. It’ll take like twenty years to even get a decent tree and will probably never fruit.

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

Wow, the trailer looks incredible! And thank you for the reminder about Leicester Square ;)

Awesome, very helpful, thank you! 😊

Floss! 

Ahhh allowed then! They look fantastic. 

The crows one, omg I want it for my office cube. ❤️ they are all amazing!

The crows thing is such a wonderful insult. I can only imagine the look on someone’s face if you said it to them in person. How do you respond to that? It’s brilliant.

Ditto!!!!

The toolbox project continues to be hampered by uncooperative weather, though I got most all the cruddy paint scraped off the interior drawer of one of the boxes (it needs a bit more scrubbing and is currently sealed in a giant Ziploc bag to try and mitigate any damp garage atmosphere).

My mom treated me to some…

Hey SNS! My Paris trip is booked!

I’m working on my very first quilt for my best friend’s baby shower . I just completed square 1 of 15 (that have appliqué). It’s a bit rough but hopefully that just gives it charm? Maybe? All put together it will be a landscape of Dino’s on green squares (that photographed gray 🙄) and blue sky with clouds and pteroda…

My workplace requires that all staff attend a First Nations sensitivity training session, and the facilitators are First Nations counselors. Our facilitator was talking about the range of religious beliefs in the various tribal groups; the Ojibwe have their own world origin story, which is different from the Hopi, etc.

Hi Jezzies, so as most of you know it’s been a really crappy few years and money has been short, especially so the past few months. Someone must of been looking down on me because this week I came into some money, not a life changing amount but enough to give me breathing space. It came at the right time because a…

I’ve found that while it’s all similar prices the best stuff is in the “nice” areas. You’ll find much nicer stuff in Dartmouth/Totnes than Barnstaple/Bideford for example.

After about 10 years of weighing the pros and cons, I finally got my ears pierced! And it wasn’t so bad! And I didn’t pass out!

I was like, there’s no way this dumbass actually read a book so I looked it up: it’s 3 essays about how great Trump is/bad for America Hillary would’ve been, 104 pages long. But I was more amused the physical dimensions of the (pamphlet)- 5" x 8" x 0.2"(thick). I probably fucked myself on Amazon just by clicking on…

I mean, if you're going to find a tiger a well-fed one is better than a hungry one.

Dispatchers asking whether he could be having marijuana-induced hallucinations... If that doesn’t show you how much the authorities need to learn about the effects of drugs, nothing will.