Boiled sweets are the best. My Yiayia always had humbugs in her bag. Lint free, coz they came in cellophane wrappers.

I fucking hate wrap dresses. And they all wrap the wrong way, accentuating the (normally unnoticeable) size difference of my breasts. Stick on a wrap dress and I’ve suddenly got one giant bazunga and one invisible one.

I am very late to this coz I had to go to work yesterday. Even though I’m on holiday.

Pronounced Chumly

Apart from James Bond on tv at xmas, I can’t think of a single film I’ve ever watched with a family member, let alone a parent.

Thank you, I don’t feel like I need sympathy, but when I occasionally tell people about how it was, and how things are, I realise how terrible it all actually was.

Where else. The channel that brought us naked German house cleaners and Lola Ferrari as a way to ease us into this mad tv, all the way through the explicit sex advice shows in the 90s/00s, exploitative documentaries and countdowns of everything, to the naked dating show, the shagging in the box show.

Initially, they were probably deeply hurt, and angry. And also, the shame of divorce making it impossible to ask for help.

It’s also really frustrating to witness and have the selfish stupidity interfere with your own normal life. I urge everyone who has kids and plans for a divorce- please, behave yourselves. 

Yes!

Not to be confused with a Freddo

This sounds so difficult for both of you.

My working is consuming- it takes time and loads of mental and emotional energy. I’m really fortunate that everywhere I’ve worked I’ve met people who have become real friends, not just friends at work. If it wasn’t for that, I don’t know when or where I’d ever meet anyone!

Excellent news!

I’m really proud of you, that’s excellent work on your part.

Maya, I’m so pleased for you! X

Going from church to pub is enough for any wedding IMO. 

Last time I went into LK Bennett I was only saved from dying of boredom by discovering how uncomfortable those overpriced, tediously smug shoes were.

I have migraines and the combined pill has never been a problem for me.  Ask your dr what would suit you best. 

Maybe she meant she didn’t see it when it came out coz she was only 12?