I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

“if you want to wait, then fine I support you”

Answer: all the toys I buy the cat.
If it’s not an old wrapper I can go fuck myself, apparently.

aww muffin! I’m 5’1” on a good day so I need a step stool to reach anything beyond the first shelf of upper cabinets. We all have our cross to bear.

His Mother was a shopgirl.

You aren’t with the zeitgeist at all. What England worries about right now is 1. Corbyn 2. all foreigners 3. star bakers 4. rugby 5. facebook not paying tax 6. Strictly 7. more foreigners 8. 5p placky bags 9. Gogglebox 10 benefits. Rain comes in November. Teeth and the Falklands are two things we generally do not…

The greater good.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

“Vell- vool is zo much easier to vork vith than satin.”

GESTAPO SOUP!

The first time I saw those thing was CSI:NY. The coroner wore them.

What I know about romance novels could fill like 700 caliente love bundles. I know so much. Almost too much. Like I have serious opinions about romance authors and publishing companies and their editing and prose and how they do business based entirely on my two years restocking the romance section of a Half Price…

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

What’s with all the weird butter hate on this thread.... Bread and Butter. It’s a thing here across the pond. Am I missing something?! That said, the weird tasteless crap that goes for butter in America might explain some of it....

Must be a British thing then. I do it. Have always done it. Butter in sandwiches is standard operating procedure, no matter what the filling is. Even peanut butter. Makes it extra delicious!

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

“Hey ladies, [Fuck off]
You are not getting any dates? [Getting plenty, thanks weirdly formally worded poster.] Can’t afford the high condo fees on your own? [I’ve been paying my own bills for over a decade, actually.] You are 30 and still not married? [Why yes, I’m OVER 30 and still not married, and happy as a fucking…

I’ve always been a fan of their clothes - bright colors, nice use of pattern. Taken all together it’s too much but one piece here or there works nicely. And if you’ve been to Barcelona... well the aesthetic makes sense...

The event in the first picture took place in Gloucester, not Glouchester. West country place names that look like they should be typos but aren’t strike again!