Twilight was dumb but Robert Pattinson is good and I want to see him in that lighthouse movie. And Michael Keaton was a great Batman. Come at me.

Does he hate stardom, or does he just hate Twilight? Perhaps he figures the best way to rid himself of the Sparkly Vampire that’s been haunting him is to take on an iconic role. I suggested in the comments of another article that he should play Bond to solve that problem, but maybe Batman will work just as well.

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

I LOVE gate checking my luggage - what’s bad about it? The only negative is that I have to bring the bag through security, but I happily volunteer to save $25 - $35 per bag, and I don’t have to drag them around between connections.

These comments are really cementing my desire to NEVER EVER FUCKING GIVE BIRTH HOLY SHIT

“This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial,” she says of row after row of white men.

“The only person I want to see live is Drogon.”

I indulged in a little day drinking yesterday and I’ve had a headache for 24 hours. And that’s your 30s, folks. 

Paris Hilton should henceforth always be referred to as “Trump voter Paris Hilton.”

Buuuuut...

I like Anne Hathaway, but Rebel Wilson is just playing version 184 of the same character.

So Rebel Wilson is playing the same character as always - and Anne Hathaway is still hated by everyone?

Yeah, now that they’re not banging hard any more, they’re beefing even harder and it sure doesn’t seem like there is any way that things will improve between them. It will almost certainly lead to a massive clash, seeing as how they’re leading characters. Jon’s been purposefully made to look weak and indecisive, so my…

Nah, the way the most recent episode ended (DRAKHARIS!!), they’re setting it up for her to go nuts, burn down King’s Landing, and then Jon Snow’s forces, which are currently marching south, will arrive just in time to “aw hell no” and take her down.  You heard it here first.

I thought that was by design. Like a sword of damocles

All of this gossip news is meaningless! Lupita Nyong’o and Janelle Monae are dating! Did you hear me? I said, LUPITA AND JANELLE ARE A COUPLE! ALL HAIL JAPITA!

She means breasts that don’t defy gravity, breasts that have gravitas ;)

my money is on it being a “Starkbucks” cup of coffee...

Actor Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in Star Wars, has died.