But if she had a successful comeback, would she have to start trashing herself for being a sellout?

What is she up to now?

They don’t seem to need men as much as they need each other, and they have the resources to have children without any financial contributions from the fathers of their children.

Embarrassed to admit that I have been watching some eps of Keeping Up. I finally had to stop because, whatever else is going on with the K-Js, they really seem to have an incredible family bond, whereas my family wouldn’t bother to spit on me if I were on fire. Despite their shallow goals, they do seem to love each…

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

I feel like I’m watching a close friend of mine MAKE IT BIG

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

Interesting that you spell totes like goats.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

I just see ads for condoms.

Someone once said to me, in a stressful situation where the expectation to perform highly was great, said he wished he was stupid. Like, so stupid you don’t even know how stupid you are. So stupid you’re just the happiest person alive because there’s literally nothing on your mind. It sounds nice. I’m just the right…

I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber. Thanks for the affirmation, Pratt!

it’s always nice to see someone pushing back at a piece of shit lawyer, no matter who they are

The New Yorker’s Adam Davidson reminds us that the recordings, documents, and devices seized from Cohen will reveal more about ties to large money-laundering schemes which have been well-reported, if less sensationalized.

If trump had never run for president, he would still be a happy little criminal living his happy little criminal life. But, he screwed up. He let his narcissism get the best of him and now his happy little criminal life is being splashed all over the media and the FBI is breathing down his neck. “Be careful what you…

I hate Wendy Williams.

Harrison Ford did.

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