There is no 7th or 8th grade girl in the world who wants to have sex with an old man. I’ve been one, and there is no way to convince me otherwise.

You’re one of them now.

Learned how the prof who is now married to a former student was caught cheating on wife with said student. It wad amazing.

I remembered that as well. The no gossip rule.

meaaaa, probably extra 5lbs in his midsection

His tights were pilling.

Clicking on the link and commenting is definitely the fastest way to make that happen.

Haha I’m a similar age and one of my colleagues just went on mat leave and she’s the same age as me. When I found out she was prego my (inner) reaction was “oh no what is she going to do?” and then I remembered that she’s an adult in a long term relationship with a full time job and this is what people do.

Super late reply, but you encapsulated the feeling of “hover over Publish” completely. (and for what it’s worth, you were always a cool kid before there were cool kids and always had insightful commentary)

I have a younger brother I love very much who has committed assault many times, at one point against his (now ex-) wife, in front of her child. My brother is such a hilarious, interesting, intelligent weirdo. His instagram account is my favorite. I’ve never met anyone like him.

This is shown to us in the court system. Anyone who is personally connected to either victim or perpetrator is dismissed from a jury. They know that stuff messes with your ability to be rational.

“I hope she’s had a conversation with Aziz about how to stop being a predatory date, but is it really her place to be asked about this in public?”

My whole life right now is pretending to like people who I fucking hate. I took a job at a very liberal minded school with a progressive agenda and found out only afterward that I’m basically working in the Trump administration. But I am certain that some of these hideous people would be shocked to know that I see…

I guess the dozen ellipses after my comment must have masked my sarcasm of trusting the USOC

And then my husband saved the day.

I didn’t watch the video but for that last point, ME!

Yeah wasn’t Scarlett just dragging James Franco quite recently? This movement sure could teach us all a little about shutting up and listening for a second.

Slopestowardsthe

I’d be happy to mail one to each of those asshole MSU trustees each day for awhile.