I watched the first forty-five minutes in a room full of Classical musicians.

It actually depends on the state. There are a lot of states which do not have any sort of centralized licensing for massage therapists.

Jizz sheets and soda streams.

The big thing in my new town is massage parlors which are “Chinese massage” for no discernible reason.

At the time, it never occurred to me that it might not be the customers. Now I will always wonder ...

At my last retail job, I worked with a girl who had just left a receptionist position at Massage Envy. Rather than actual desk work, she said the job consisted mostly of changing “jizz sheets.” Which is what I think of every time I drive past a franchise.

They don’t apply in stores, but there are usually sales in the store which are better. It’s almost never more cost effective to shop online.

Their prices are higher online for the same item, in many cases. (There are also usually parallel sales in store or the 10% off for card holders makes it a better deal)

The car wash was a pretty direct take on a Carl’s Jr. ad featuring Paris Hilton, as were a number of other scenes in the video. The year it came out, aiming at Paris was anything but punching down.

To be fair, it’s in keeping with the rest of 2017.

Tomi Lahren’s Fannypack Is a National Abomination.

It is, but I imagine nationwide death/rape threats really put a strain on one’s ability to keep it totally professional?

I admittedly am bringing some of my own history to the table, but is anyone else frustrated by how he refuses to name what he did?

I just assumed she was shipped off with Shelly Miscaviage?

Hah. That was supposed to say “doesn’t want to hug you” but I got autocorrected and didn’t notice.

I’m fine with stone cold bitchery, but I gotta eat, which means I gotta have a job, which means I gotta swim with the current sometimes.

Or they do, and they’re unfeeling shebeasts.

To be fair, marrying a total stranger with apparent boundary issues ... might not have been worth the Steve Jobs prenup?

At least he believes in carrying his offices to term?

I will second the vote to have you on a panel. And start a committee to have you flown around and explain it to local government officials after.

Both. It’s both.