One could argue most of those things effect more than just women?

As someone who is naturally pretty hyped up, I have never tried cocaine, but it sounds simply awful. Give me a nice sedative or some good old fashioned pot.

Apparently I have poor-people taste in narcotics.

Yeah, I suppose investigation of Hillary’s emails has drastically improved my quality of life. I ... enjoy the gif of her looking impatient. So that counts.

Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests…

Fuck you.

One assumes that at an A-list wedding each is an 8k specially bred cavalier King Charles or French bulldog, but I dunno. We’re also talking about the Shroud of Turin at this wedding, so it’s clearly not intended to be based in logic.

I’d like to start by having one.

Wait, I thought that was the Shroud of Turin?

Didn’t they weave together the veil from phoenix feathers?

I suppose that explains the faint taste of char.

I heard the dress was quilted together from mermaid scales.

I thought that was the paté served in the cocktail hour?

You have literally described my life goals.

I just want to know what makes a cake cost $35K. Does it taste wonderful and miraculously create negative calories? Is it filled with hallucinogens? Does it come with a free puppy for each guest?

I was reacting more to Trump’s daily income being beyond aspiration as a yearly income for myself.

My last car was a Honda. It survived 15 years of moderate driving. My current car is a Honda. It’s not going to make it to 12 but I’m in it a LOT and it’s holding up quite well.

I’ll likely keep the same make and try a slightly different model, just with easier access for the dogs. And if somehow I start making 400K a…

I don’t really want it to be redistributed, but it would sure be cool to know I’d ever have a shot at making my own.

Was it Melania or Donald with the Pulitzer?

I wouldn’t feel guilty, but I would excel at fiscal responsibility.

All I’m getting from wealth is a sneaking suspicion that the hangover sucks more.

My husband often asks what kind of car I’d want if we had unlimited money for cars. I think I’d get a Honda with a hatchback, because my dogs are big and it would be easier than the sedan I’m driving.

But it would still be a Honda. That kind of wealth does not compute.