I once dated a guy because he looked a bit like Keanu.

There are still more of the former than the latter in a lot of places. There’s no forgetting.

They say if your soul is rotten, it shows ...

Former resident of Indiana here. He has no ability to be shamed or swayed. When he left, Indiana basically went about dismantling everything he had established.

Yeah, but you plan ahead and think in complete sentences. And google.

So one of them was surprised. The other had an accident. :)

I mean, unless you’re in your teens or very early twenties ... can you really say no?

I know I was an accident because of how many years into my parents’ marriage I was, but they will never admit it (unless they’ve been drinking). You don’t want that ‘ish getting back to a person and making them neurotic.

Breaking and entering! This isn’t public property anymore, hon!

Lotion is outlawed. You’ll have to steal the butter.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking of when I said it.

Since tbey’re going to sell off the national parks, you could probably wipe off tables at the Grand Canyon McDonalds? But not for money. Just for room and board for the unwed and unwanted women.

Since I work at the same place my husband does, he can keep me out of trouble. Besides, if I do a good job, he looks like a better head of household.

Your story will be told as a comedy, a la Taming of the Shrew.

Love slaps.

It warms my heart to know that, in a few short years, it will no longer be difficult to explain why “Bati, bati,” was one of the funny arias in Don Giovanni, back when it was written.

Two free bags for the card holder, or for each ticket?

Thanks, by the way. We flew United for our honeymoon and they lost my suitcase (on a direct flight ...?) and were total asshats about it until I blasted them on Twitter. I saw the airline situation in our new location and have been quietly dreading it for weeks.

We’re moving to a United hub soon. Teach me your ways.

That’s interesting. My rape was in 2003, before Facebook and MySpace.

I met my rapist the old fashioned way - I sat next to him in a class. (Band) He played the oboe.

Under laws in place through the ACA and my current insurance, my insurance paid for everything. (I think I paid for a $30 office visit copay when they inserted.)

Without laws mandating insurance coverage, it would have been closer to $1000 for the cheaper, less long-lasting version.

With the skyrocketing cost of medical…

You’ve basically described the thought process I had while we were discussing the IUD.

My partner is not abusive, but if he were, this community would make it exceptionally difficult to stay safe.