Yeah. That was the bit that got me. Still readin’ though.

I saw that was a new TV series and backed slowly away. I have standards. They’re just not uniformly high.

I figure anything becomes blasé after a while.

Slower?

I getcha. I feel squicky if I think about it hard, but I get it.

Did somebody say Teen Mom?

In your shoes, I would fold my arms over my chest and blame it on the Benjamins, though. “IT’S MY JOB. LAY OFF!”

I’m spectating because I’m hateful, and work on a Tuesday is no fun.

I’m willing to bet that part of the issue is that they’ve spent their entire relationship having something to rail against (ex wives, cancer, more cancer, etc.) and now they’re settling in and having to talk about the news and it’s boring as fuck.

But that could just be coming to you from a rough patch in a pleb…

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

I always cackle as the SF movie characters waltz up a hill in the ritzy neighborhood and then walk into their three bedroom apartment with perfect sunlight, and then head to their “poor people” jobs.

I’d go in on that.

So let’s have Obama publish his medical records.

That was at least a year ago. This tabloid was at Target for my weekend errands.

Wait, wait, wait! I just saw a “divorce shocker” cover on a tabloid I didn’t read and promptly forgot to google whether they were still married! Are you telling me it was all a LIE!?!

I want you to be right because it’s more fun that way in my imagination.

Maybe she should ask her son to explain to her how this is sexist, since it’s something he feels so strongly about.

I normally hate this meme, but it’s never been more appropriate.

Personally, I’d like to see a study on the rate of sexual assaults committed by people who use the term “females” outside of a clinical setting.

Wait, are Harry and Kylie clutching their respective hair because they’re so excited/stress by their relationship drama? Or because they both heard about Hiddleswift at the exact moment that I did?

This is the same school that enabled Peyton Manning to harass a female member of the coaching staff until she left the university. Then they mishandled assault cases, and they’re going to fix it by investigating themselves? (Which, I’m sorry - in academics is code for Not Doing Shit)