Because this is an actual person I care about, I could give a flying fuck WHY they’re this way - I just want to know where the impacted individual is supposed to pee.

This issue came up at my job today. Some dudes are pissed about a transgender person in their bathroom of choice ... Although I assume they would be pissed about that person in the bathroom of their genetic ID.

I live in one of the remaining 26 states and have exhausted all treatments for anxiety.

Make a list of places I need to move to, people. This life-as-is-shit ain’t cutting it.

I understand that “Casual Acquaintance” and “Person She Was Allegedly Friends With But Who She Ultimately Betrayed in a Way That Doesn’t Even Make Sense to a Rational Human” is entirely too long a description for the title.

I still think I would’ve chosen nearly any other word to describe Lonina’s relationship to the…

This was a while back and I’m not there anymore.

They don’t have real beaches. They call the lake the beach. It’s not the same.

I’ve been to South Dakota, too. It wasn’t winter, so I didn’t get the full picture. People were nicer in South Dakota than in Indiana, but there’s less snow in Indiana. It’s a wash?

I did this with grad schools, which is how I ended up in rural Indiana with a degree that will do nothing to further my life goals.

Norway sounds smarter.

New life goal: try this.

I studied for the GRE at a job once, but if you know how much I hated the job, it’s not weird. It’s sensible.

personal exercises at work. I love it.

Can I color-code the interns’ name tags based solely on how overly earnest i find them to be

Pissing contest: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to kill time at work?

They sell crocs in the shoe department and assless chaps in the intimates department and I don’t roll with those, either.

This was my exact take-away, except I included pho.

I don’t agree with leggings as pants or people who ask for “a cup for water” at Chipotle and still fill it with fountain drinks, but here we are. Sometimes, you gotta just STFU and deal.

WHY.

I have never seen this gif, and I love it. And you by extension.

I have no issue with “once promising.” He had a lot of potential, until he decided to become a rapist.

Telling people just propels you more quickly in a system that’s designed to fail the victim.

I’m more concerned about her grammar than her pre-concert behavior. There, Madge? Really?

Didn’t Jez cover this a few years ago, when it happened?