Dear Kim,

I’m still mad you spent $18K on a wedding cake the year I struggled to survive on $15K, and then didn’t even bother to stay married to the guy. You could’ve sent me a $500 piece of cake.

You’ll live. Love,

FluterDale

I don’t have a dog in this fight but enjoy your gif usage.

If you think avoiding intimacy will help you heal, then I support that fully. I’d read the comment more like “avoiding all men in all scenarios,” which has a time and place if you’re recovering, but still seems extreme.

Regardless, it’s your healing process and not my business. Do what needs to be done.

There are genuinely nice people out there, dude. Stay safe, but don’t lock yourself in a tower.

It’s not a 100% cure-all, but nothing is.

Yoga is based in practices of mindfulness. If you’re being very aware of what is happening in the moment as you are stretching, it forces you to slow down, leave the family drama at home, and be present in that moment.

Oh look, you again. This time, five months later.

Is it just me, or does this heavily manicured hand look like it’s reaching over from beyond the grave?

As someone who responded to her mother making one delighted remark about the appearance of boobs by spending two decades in oversized sweaters ... Yeah, i’ll buy it.

OH JESUS. Not a presidential candidate who is able to get along with people despite potentially differing views. What a horrible quality in a world leader! What’s next?! Diplomacy skills?

She went on to later say she knew it was contracted from kissing.

The implied text: I knew I wasn’t in any danger, but if I acknowledged that up front, I couldn’t make Charlie Sheen’s medical history about myself.

Mine made me retake it at 4 a.m. when I hadn’t showered or brushed my hair, was in a terrible mood, and just wanted to do some cardio.

Every time I went in after that - every time- the douche at the desk who’d insisted on the retake at the shitty time said, “It’s definitely you.”

I did too, until I noticed he was singing backup vocals. Awkward ...

The most vehemently pro-life women I’ve ever known were twenty-something mothers without access to afford medical care (including reliable birth control), who often struggled to obtain childcare on a consistent enough basis to attend school part-time.

I’m thinking of two specific individuals, in particular, whose lives…

There were a few minutes when I couldn’t remember names of Teen Moms and confused Mackenzie with Leah and I was so glad Leah found something healthier to focus on.

Good for you Mackenzie. Maybe some of that drive will rub off on the less together Moms.

How is there not a gif of Tim Gunn saying, “I distrust it all and find it all distasteful?”

I need it as a permanent attachment for all of my email.

It’s not creepy when it’s true.

When times get tough, the tough eat babies?

Or those who ate the hefty fines if they had a second child.

We’re so glad you survived, because we’ve changed our minds! You deserve life, after all!