It’s very nice not to have to worry about resale value.

Dear Administrators,

Te sign is not the problem. Is it a symptom? Yes, definitely. But it is not the problem.

Signed,

Every Woman Ever

Done.

If you want a card, you should write, “I was disappointed she didn’t write a card.” You wrote card/gift once and gift in several other places.

Sorry, boo. Maybe you expressed what you really meant poorly, but for what you wrote? The anger is totally justified.

When your friends don’t have money, but you really want them there, what other option is there?

I should note that two days after we met, she broke into my house and got me clean pants when I had a feminine hygiene mishap and was stuck at school all day. That girl is a keeper forever.

We flew my bridesmaid to the town the wedding was in, bought her dress, paid for her mani/pedi at the “bachelorette” party, paid to get her hair done, and paid for her hotel. I think I bought her drinks at the post-reception get-together. Because it was my shindig and not hers.

Being there with me? That was the gift.…

.... the “It’s not a fetus, it’s a baby!” folks are aware that even though they’re babies from conception or whatever, they don’t really look like babies until they’re almost ready to exit, right?

I learned from Juno that they have fingernails surprisingly early, but they still don’t actually have regular…

My parents used this same lie for a guinea pig, but I was nine.

That was my big question. If/when Seaworld shuts its doors ... what happens to its residents?

I’m not arguing. I was ten and I thought it was awesome.

Now that I’m an adult and I know how the world works? I know it’s awesome.

It probably just hit a little too close to home for the studio bigwigs.

My sibling and I were under the age of ten and watched it on repeat on HBO probably every day for an entire summer.

Fluke.

I would watch Miranda, Jen, and Gwen in The First Wives Club: Second Edition. I might even watch it as many times as I’ve watched the original.

A.) Bulimia ≠ Anorexia
B.) Now that she’s pissed? Plenty interesting.

That would be an interesting premise! I didn’t even think of that, and I really liked Faith’s character.

Rooting for a Lady Everlasting season next year, starring the “runaway bride.” They certainly set her up well for it.

I’ll be sure to doodle one on it posthaste.

We have no real assets to speak of, and it’s probably not legally binding because we wrote it on notebook paper, but I made the husband sign a prenup that said in the event the marriage fails, the dog goes with me.

I like how you took something that was obviously lighthearted and implied it was based in accidental misogyny and attacks on Taylor as a person.

I would car dance to that jam.

Taylor. Gurl. Do you know what else is unromantic? A divorce that could’ve taken a few months to sort taking decades, and resulting in the loss of properties, investments, and recording rights that you earned before ever meeting your spouse.

Plebes get to be romantic. Multi-millionaires get to be practical. And I am not…