I was just thinking the same thing. I would pay good money to see Viola Davis like ... solve crime, or raise horses, or float aimlessly in space, or whatever else it is movie protagonists do.

She makes far more money than I ever will, and she’s probably very happy with her life decisions ... but this “career trajectory” as professional ... sex person/media catastrophe/apparently Las Vegas pool party guest is fascinating.

I want to know more about how it all works, but I want to be able to sleep tonight.…

Rape is a private thing that occurs between two consenting individuals. Erm ... between one consenting individual and ...

IT’S MYOB TIME, GUYZ.

Someones. This guy has a long, long record of accusations.

Sometimes an animated picture is worth 1,000 words.

“Day-to-day life is unbearably stressful, as Emma and her mattress parade around campus each and every day,” Nungesser’s complaint reads.

Gap rewards: good at all Gap brands. Gap cash: only at the Gap.

I tried that defense with my mother, when I was a kid. “That’s just not like me, Mom!”

Her response was a very, very cold, “It’s enough like you. You did it.”

I appreciate that, but I’m cool being mid-scroll. When the rape apologist trolls show up - and they always do - I’d like to see fewer of them.

Because:

Unfortunately, for the trendsetters, it can’t be about the results. It’s about the action. You did everything you could do to make the Peace Corp, and the government of Burkina Faso look at your case. It was miserable because it was first.

It will be a little easier for the second, who will make it easier for the…

If you're going to drop the bomb, do it sooner. Later isn't fair to anyone.

C- for research. Please consult Wikipedia and try again.

That’s it. Taylor Swift and I are OVER.

Let’s definitely get into a huge existential debate about this.

To be fair, we’re discussing ex boyfriends in her songs. I don’t think that applies to Katy.

“Never underestimate the power of bored people on the Internet,” she wrote, fully appreciating the irony.

Recently? Maybe not. Historically? Yes. Hence, “She might be growing out of it.”

Think about Carly Simon. Girlfriend made an entire fortune not saying who’s so vain. (I know Mick Jagger sings the background vocals, but I like to pretend it’s him for ultimate F-U points for Carly.)

The voyeur in me is totally into it but imaging life as a Swift Suitor? Tacky.