The fuck is this? Flip-flops are dope as fuck and comfortable no matter what genitalia you tuck away in your underwear.

I once got hit on by a nerdy guy who told me that in the Middle Ages, wide-set teeth were seen as a sign of a lascivious nature. I responded with “Yeah, that’s in the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales, isn’t it?” And he mumbled something and moved away. Apparently, he hadn’t actually read the source material and it put…

Well, clearly all his bus riding experience informs his perspective: women either have amazing thighs but have an eye patch or Amelie Poulain eyes with deep vein thrombosis in their upper legs.

Check this guy’s commenting history. He's all over this post negging women's neg stories. It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.

This man said this while exiting a bus I was waiting for - it really got more romantic with that detail, didn’t it?

I’m a short guy and when I was a teenager I was like this. I matured though of course! But I think it’s like, you feel insecure about your height as a guy. Since everyone always reminds you of it and makes such a big deal out of it. So you feel like you can’t be shorter than the women you date or something idk. I…

Every now and then guys will ask me if these are my “real eyes.” I’m pretty sure they’re asking if they’re colored contacts, like you said, but I’ve gotten to the point where I always reply, “No, I carved them out of a dead hobo’s skull.” It’s just confusing and off-putting enough to make them leave me alone.

If a Jez writer does a post and a man doesn’t approve of it, did she really write anything?

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

So EL James has a side job writing for Elle? WTF?

It’s probably not more annoying than finding out which kind of fruit, recreational vehicle, pastel, classic southern rock song or Charlie’s Angel they would be. :)

Maybe, but Yoko probably also thinks your “friends” should be the squirrels in the park and a box of rusty nails.

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

Had to take what wouldn’t be missed, of course.

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

I don’t even know why you would post this picture. It looks like my Sammy that died last year and I am all ugly crying like this

Thank you! Same I read that and thought oh god why? Tattoos are so popular today its become a joke, that I hate. Most of my friends are artists and they have a strict no basic bitch tattoo policy.

Clearly it is someone who knows little about tattoos, she made sure to tell us about the grand total of 3, 1 inch script tattoos that she already has!

Nope, totally with Dan on this one. Took me a long time to find someone to tattoo my hands. If you want a neck tattoo so bad, Jane, instead of smearing artists who say no, just go to a parlor where gang members go. They’ll hook you up, no problem.

Female artist here. Don’t tattoo faces, necks, hands or genitals as standard. My choice. If anyone wants to bitch they can go elsewhere because guess what, artists are not machines and are allowed to have some agency over who and what they tattoo. Just as I don’t need to tattoo a swastika and white power slogans on…