I got some sexy career men for y'all!

Guys...that "Rude" song...Can we all agree we need to destroy every fucking copy, and teach the youth of the world that the singer is just a whiney, entitled shit?

"Weed and dildo extravaganza" also describes my Friday night, but I was the only one invited...

I'd be more surprised if she went into a STEM field.

The baby leading the choreography is the most adorable thing I've seen today - and I watched the "lion being let out of the enclosure" video this morning.

I at one point was trying to determine if my sons penis size was normal

These stories are so dissimilar in intent, crime and characters that your statement essentially makes no sense.

I was assaulted by three PE teachers over the years. I'm very very petite and was much more so as a child (as an adult, there's lots of tiny people! In a class of less than 130, not so much). I also have a EDS, which was undiagnosed at the time but I had lots of pain and doctors' notes confirming there was some…

I've said it before: the Skylar Grey "rock persona" seems crafted by a 14-year-old to be the lead character in a Twilight fan fiction.

You should tell Lana to smile, I've heard the ladies really like that.

If we were going to have an actual relationship, I would have to "get rid of them".

I do not understand neurotypical people who don't read. If it's a painful and stressful slog, cool, but one of my neighbors once said, when I asked about her books, "Oh, I don't know what they're about. I don't really read. Ever. Even magazines. Those are just for decoration." I was saddened.

Because no mildly vapid, pretty teenager ever grew up to be anything of worth!

"You're lucky just to follow my ride/ If I let you run alongside the Humvee, unless you're Nicki/ Grab you by the wrist, let's ski/ So, what's it gon' be?/ Put that shit away, Iggy/ You gon' blow that rape whistle on me."

Eminem's response from Rap God:

Good for that floppy, silly boy. Only humans would set up a gauntlet like this full of fun and tasty things an animal has to ignore, just so they can show how obedient their dog is .

LOL THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE LAME

She IS an original, dummy. And you started the hostile tone with "because I don't know a single fucking thing"...Google her, hooker, before making ignorant comments.

Make the most of it! There are great benefits to being single and I honestly believe everyone should have a period of being single where the become comfortable being on their own and emotionally self reliant. When you start focusing on the negatives of being single, I think people can risk jumping into a relationship…

Oh god, when my husband and I were first dating we spent a weekend "house sitting" for his parents. And I swear their ancient, asthmatic spaniel had some kind of homing device, 'cause every time we started to make out, there she was. I was trying to be nice about it because new boyfriend, but finally I made him kick…