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I would have replaced soda with Mr. I. Elba and refined sugar with Mr. C. Hemsworth. Not sure who starchy grains would be...maybe Pattinson.

Such a sad story. Giraffes are such wonderful animals, and it is incredible to be in their presence. I’m going to leave this photo here from my trip to the Werribee Open Range Zoo just outside of Melbourne, Australia.

Oh, look, there’s Kenny boy, stirring the pot once again...

Hasn’t he been raptured yet?

Ivana really looks like she doesn’t want to be there. At all.

Mother of the desk, 77, is enjoying this series waaaaay too much. Mind you, the late Father of the desk kind of looked like Poldark when he was younger, but a bit thinner and a bit taller and with shorter, straight hair.

Jeez, these idiots could have READ FUCKING PAGE FOUR of the policy at least. I am hexing all of them, as much as I hate so to do.

Number one: Hubris is always man’s downfall.

Daddy to four of the sweetest late dogs, including the incomparable Miss Dixie, who has made a few appearances here on Jez. You are doing such a wonderful thing for Jazzy. All things must pass, but it’s how they’ve lived, and how you’ve lived with them that gives meaning to life. You’ve given her a life lived well and…

Maybe you didn’t realize it was Feets Class?

I’ve done a shit load of flying this year and I didn’t see anything gross apart from when Qantas tried to pass of brown sludge as a “quiche”, but I do want to defy convention and tell you about the most glamorous trip I took.

I BELIEVE in my Kochfather. Please, my Kochfather send down manna ($) from Heaven.

Here’s a little friend of mine from Australia, a Quokka. They are so loving and trusting...take this little squirt on your journey for love and luck.

Bless you! But that being said, Miss Dixie is still the best Yorkie in my books. Although Nick Bateman would not get thrown out of bed.

I am a yes for all of these, but the man with the Yorkie is everything....(we can talk about the decor later).

Well I’m disappointed that it wasn’t The Super Salmon, whose awesome tastiness would cleanse the world.

Must admit that I enjoy the cheese and onion chips (ESPECIALLY those that feature pickled onion flavor), but those Ryvita ones, C.A. would have loved those MFs. I'm still pissed that I can't get them anymore.

Mayo on white bread (with special elitist sprinkles on top) and a barbed wire fence surrounding.

Ryvita made a Worcestershire sauce flavoured mini-Ryvita in the UK for about 2 years at least. I was over there visiting the Scottish Soviet and was able to sample it on multiple occasions. It went best with a naughty red wine and a fine old white cheddar and was simply bliss.