At least her best album was at the top.

I would offer a translation, but Allez tous vous faire enculer, seems quite approprite.

Rich,

This is getting into Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer territory.

And in other news, Jimmy Kimmel’s favourite crack head mayor’s brother (Doug “I’ll make a hash of it, but I’m not an elite” Ford) is running to lead the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario*.

Someone’s STILL bringing home the bacon.

Any Norweigan Jarlsberg, per chance?

Great article, but how do we bridge the divide to move forward together? We’ve got to move forward, because all we have is each other.

Hi. I AM TIRED OF THIS SILLINESS. GTFO.

Henri looks a bit despondent, did Marzipan really tire him out today?

I am eagerly awaiting The Flake showing off his tattoo “Yuma” across his chest.

Oh, the imps of Mammon are with us...heed thy master and revel in his glory.

Wow, you people had malls? Sure, we had the Eaton Centre and Yorkdale, but for us midtown city kids we had a token for the TTC and...Yonge Street! I am dating myself, but it’s a Toronto thing.

So we learned that Midge was a controlling bitch...quelle surprise.

Hi, The Desk consults with a Big Pharma producer of flu vaccines, but I am a nice person. Please get the flu vaccine, even if it isn’t 100% effective - it could save your life. Also make sure to ask for the Quadrivalent vaccine - it covers 2 A strains and 2 B strains - the Trivalent vaccine doesn’t cut it (two A…

I don’t know who translated that first sentence at The Guardian, but you could read it many ways. This is my gloss.

So the Steinists and the BernieBros have their victory. Let them eat their bitterness.

Isn’t Omarosa in the religion business? She’ll do fine fleecing the ignorant and stupid. She’ll probably declare herself a saint after she makes her first million in her money laundering factory ministry.

One hopes there will be nuts at the party.

“But if we are assigning meats to festivities, ham is an appropriate flesh for Easter, and Easter only, because that holiday provides copious amounts of chocolate as a counterbalance.”