I feel you. I really do.

What’s making me happy? I just ended my most recent stint of therapy and even though I was nervous about it, my therapist told me how much she believes that I have the tools and have done the work to be successful without a regular therapeutic relationship, which is exciting! I’m choosing to believe in myself!

 Feeling pretty freaking proud of myself!

HAHAHAHAH. EVERYTHING IS BAD.

No that’s his mouth.

Hi Whitney,

Always and forever:

Here are several other ways of saying that.

I am here to say that this stuff starts waaaaay before we get boobs. That is all.

“My dad gave me a pink gun so, there’s a lot there.”

lol, that one’s not going to be a party. It will be a rave.

“I have a hard truth for you: the medical industry, government, food companies, and the pharmaceutical industry do not have your best health interests at heart.”

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

I LOVED THE ALBUM BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.

It sounds like they know this, but their donors have told them it’s tax breaks or goodbye, and they’d rather have the donors. Really, they’d have a lot more flexibility if they were willing to cut the corporate rate but not all the way to 20%.

Because it won’t be immediately awful, and by the time it is, people will have forgotten the why and republicans will tack to screaming about the deficit and how we’ll need to cut programs like social security and welfare to make it up.

The hat Olympics will be glorious. British hats are fun, but Black church lady hats are Next Level! And the coordinated suits! The bags! The heels! The sheer sense of SPECTACLE! No duchess can really beat a Baptist First Lady on the final night of the church revival.

It is my understanding that you can only be called “Princess First Name” if you were born a princess, like Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice. Otherwise, you are “HRH Princess Your Husband’s Name.” Like Sarah Ferguson—she was a duchess, as Meghan will be. But her children will be princes and princesses.

Yes, I will 100% wake up early to watch this. I didn’t actually for Will and Kate because I was in college and waking up early was just not a thing I was down for.

I know a lot of people are hyper critical of the royals and being an American I’m not even going to jump in that fray, but regardless it seems that Harry is one of the good ones. I think Diana would be overjoyed that he got to marry whomever he wanted. That alone is worth celebrating.