Panda panda panda panda

Because their baby might well be the only good thing to happen next year.

Because the article is about celebrity news?

Why...isn’t it? They’re a celebrity power couple and her whole brand is that she’s a super chill lifestyle icon, who cooks easy, great food and is open about not being a perfect mom. They are nice and funny, and I for one, am delighted to hear this happy news in a shitstorm of ugly.

I’m excited, but man it can’t be just me who’s irked by how amateur the makeup looks? It’s like they didn’t fully commit to it. It’s giving me some party city vibes.

I have one particular conservative friend that repeats all the patriarchal misogynist crap some of her male family members have drilled into her. I haven’t given up on her and I won’t go into the complexities of the friendship here, her politics are just one side of her.

Lena is generally an A+ illustration of the old adage re: liberals, “An outspoken group on many subjects. Ten degrees to the left of center in good times. Ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally.”

You can smash the up and sprinkle them on mashed potatoes.

It sucks that Anna Paquin even has to justify why she didn’t talk about the incident sooner. Not only was it not her story to tell (especially given the fact that it involved Ellen Page’s sexuality and she only recently came out) but also IT SHOULD NOT BE A WOMAN’S JOB TO POLICE THE VILE BEHAVIOR OF MEN IN THEIR…

Yeah, this. And even if the lawsuit was frivolous (it doesn’t sound like it was. He broke his damn hip!), fuck Walmart. I applaud any citizen who can get large cash settlements from them, for any reason.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

Yes, you are. You can disagree violently and debate violently, but you can’t physically attack people.

Damn. I feel bad for R Paul... his views may be shitty but being attacked on your own property and having your ribs broken? That’s horrible. We all know this story is going to circulate like crazy (and make us common sense liberals look cray) and yeah it pisses me off but what happened to R Paul was fucked up, if…

The only true act of customer service Twitter has done.

I’m not a particularly religious person, but this employee was doing the lord’s work, 11 minutes at a time.

Hm, can I gif?

Hamlet. It’s Hamlet with lions.

“soft-boiled clitoris” might be the most disgusting string of words I’ve ever heard.