I must admit this was where I thought we’d be after 18 months.

If it wasn’t clear before, it’s time to go absolutely bonkers on Sessions. If it means filibustering risking the GOP going nuclear, so be it. Trump has already gone nuclear and it hasn’t even been a week. And, if they do that, then the Dems should just walk out the Senate chamber onto the front steps of the Capitol.

Rudy Giuliani divulged that “when [Trump] first announced it, he said, ‘Muslim ban.’ He called me up. He said, ‘Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally.’”

Can we re-institute the Friday Squee? I think we need it.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

If it makes you feel better, when Trump is gone they are going to call us The Greatest Generation.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are beautiful, and smell like moonbeams.

Totally. America is going to be sure that we make our problems into everyone’s problems! USA! USA! USA!

Those are just to try and stop him from constanly poking himself in the eye. Not because there’s anything in his eye, mind you. He just...pokes himself in the eye.

I especially love that they’re in front of a house in the suburbs with the city skyline in the background; a dig at Trump’s “inner cities” dog whistle.

Definitely adding it to my daily affirmations.

Totally off topic but Bush’s Twitter is pretty charming.

this is only the first of what i’m sure will be a legion of cover-ups during the trump presidency.

Wait, how do you run a horrible campaign and win the popular vote?

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

My idea for a superbowl halftime show: James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, and Dame Judy Dench all give dramatic readings of what five year olds say they want for dinner and why.   

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo