“With so much corruption in Africa,...

FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS WITH A FUCK STICK, GET THEM PREGNANT AND MAKE THEM CARRY THE ALIEN FOR THE REST. OF. THEIR. LIVES. MOTHERFUCKERS.

If you or someone around you needs help there are people that you can call.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

in a vote of 368 to 1

There have been so many people saying they’ve kept having dreams of alternate universes where everything is fine that I’m seriously beginning to consider the idea that greenhouse gases have caused us to mass-hallucinate.

There’s no way that Trump isn’t being set-up to be impeached. The advice he is receiving is wildly out of step with reality.

fave joke thus far:

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Your logic has no place here.

Protesting While Not Being Caucasian.

At this point, I suspect ISIS would claim responsibility for my flat tire this morning.

At this point “What is Aleppo?” is probably a valid question.

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Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

I feel like a full blown conspiracy theorist at this point because I don’t believe anyone anymore. :(

It has been suggested by former members of the CIA that if conclusive proof of Russian meddling to aid Trump during the election can be produced, a re-vote may be necessary.

...I really want to see what that would look like—particularly given the number of formerly smugly-self-satisfied “voting doesn’t matter/this is…