My mom once told me I needed to be more “quiet” during sexy time. Ugh. So embarrassing.

Have you tried eshakti at eshakti.com? They have customizable clothing. Also if you download their app and order on there, you get 20% off your purchase. Also i have a coupon code for $40 off that i am happy to let someone use if they need it!

Maybe try Charlotte Russe or Express?

I really like asos!

My dad (who is a drunk and an asshole and completely out of my life) once commented on the way I dressed by saying, “I feel like I’m going to see you on Girls Gone Wild someday.”

You can’t fool me, there ain’t no sanity clause.

So his wife is totally ok with her husband giving young women back massages. I wonder how many massages she gives out to her young male colleagues during the course of a day. /sarcasm

The Troubled Timeline of the life of a young person who might not get to have a life at all seems....wrong.

It's the wine that is still in the bottle when the cops show up and you have to go with them to answer all their nosy questions about how come your neighbors have drawings of dicks all over their house now and 30 llamas are chillin' in your yard.

WARNING: someone is posting horrifically gory x-rated 'shock' pictures. Please do not click the 'pending' button if you are upset by such things.

You're a beet. Clearly you are in on this plan.

My meth belt always clashes with my vodka dress. :(

It's better than Penis Poop.

When you go to the gynecologist, they perform a pap smear to look for abnormal cervical cells (cervical dysplasia) which may be a precursor to cervical cancer — these often caused by an infection with one of 3 HPV strains. It is rare that they test you for the actual virus. When you go to the doctor, they will…

It's important to get girls AND boys vaccinated.

I rescued an abandoned teddy bear when I was in college, poor thing was out on the lawn for a few days until my will broke.

I want a pony too! [sticks lower lip out and pouts]