Or is he a graduate of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

portland bro is also a "foodie"

Burning Man last year was RIDDLED with bros out of their bro uniforms. They spend their time cooking bacon, making heavy eye contact with girls, and talking incessantly talking about the one hippie interest they're way too into so that they don't get found out (for our neighboring bros, it was fire-spinning.)

I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?

In the late-90s, when I first became Chief Sub at Cosmo in the UK, the first thing I did was rewrite the stylebook so it became mandatory to write out swear-words in their entirety. The ridiculous coquettishness of using asterisks for the vowels in so many adult publications just irritated the fuck out of me;…

I had to go with caffeine. Without coffee (which, let's be honest, is just a vehicle for caffeine), I can't be motivated to go to work. If I don't go to work, I don't get paid. If I don't get paid, then I can't buy weed. Thus, caffeine > weed.

I was talking about this with my students the other day. I'm from the UK and while people in Britain can be just as materialistic and money-driven as anyone else, I had never encountered anything like the loathing of poverty driven by fear and paranoia before I came to America.

Gilbert had the gall to spend $87 on a haircut in the same scene where she laments forgoing her own prescriptions because they cost too much

Well it is a still picture.

See. And you guys laughed at me for knitting all my own clothes and accessories out of cat hair I stole from my neighbor. WHO IS CRAZY NOW?

How do we know to rage against the dying of the light if we don't know what dying is?

I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.

Unlike regular humans who need a wine store or a vineyard of some kind, a new gadget called the Miracle Machine allows you to make wine with water and your iPhone. Yes, you read that correctly.

Originally, their slogan was, "8 Balls for breakfast, coke for lunch," but they thought that was too risqué

Disney isn't hurting kids by pulling funding, Deron Smith. You and your organization are hurting kids through your backward, hateful, and absolutely absurd policies. You're fighting advancement so hard and I don't think you have once really asked yourselves, as an organization, why, because if you did you'd have to…

JFC thank you. Her boobs, leave her alone Jezebel.

I'm going through this right now. It definitely seems likely that the pressure and anxieties are amplified because the expectation is that you'll have attained a stable career and relationship in your 20s. It's such an awful feeling, and it's really hard shake the hopelessness.

It's my birthday! I got everything I wanted. All my family and friends joining me later for some outside drinking now that it's warm. I got to go to Popeye's Fried Chicken, don't judge me, I LOVE their beans and rice. Then off to Home Depot for some chalkboard paint and a new grill. Best of all? My stepdaughter gave…