It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

Billy Hamilton needs to act like he has been there before and stop showing up other players - Miserable old fucks

Noah Syndergaard would have thrown a 95 mpher right into Correa’s back.

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

Curt Schilling being decent and making sense just makes the other 95% of the times we hear from him that much more aggravating.

Man, that’s not Kosher.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

As a Twins fan, I’ll never forgive Devito for waiting this long to do a sequel.