Who’s gonna be on the panel at the Springsteen show? Goose Gossage?

Hehe, that last sentence made me chuckle.

Did you guys run out of irrelevantly boring soccer stories to throw up onto this website, or something?

My guess for the season: the Yankees lose the division/wildcard by one game.

I’ve got a better idea for April Fool’s: Let’s just let the regular Deadspin writers give us an entire rundown of European soccer minutia post by post by post.

Maybe Sandoval should take the same steroids and PEDs David Ortiz has been taking since leaving Minnesota.

But really, how important is this Breaking News when there’s so much about the general goings-on with Manchester United and the Arsenal to know about.

At least they weren’t screaming “Dogs fucked the pope!”

It’s times like these I hate that I love baseball.

And yet Serena’s in the clear?

In first with: I guess this leaves him with more time to sit on people’s faces.

In first with: I guess that leaves him with more time to sit on people’s faces.

Do you suppose Ortiz anticipates/expects a standing ovation from the folks at BALCO when the Sox head to Oakland this year?