If you go back in and are super sweet and tip really well, the waitstaff (if they remember you) will have this conversation:

"How's table 4?"
"She's great! It's weird, because the last time she was here she was with this massive douchecanoe."
"Oh, is that the guy a couple months back that drank all our au jus and then…

It happens because some staff at prisons think that even the visitors should be treated as non human pieces of garbage. I've never had something so terrible happen as this poor woman but I've been thoroughly disrespected and sneered at by guards while visiting my relative in a state prison. Fuck these officers and I…

What the bloody hell does it matter if there was actually anything coming out of her vagina at that moment?

What really really extra terrifies me about this story is that this was the treatment given to a visitor. If this kind of inhuman, misogynist fuckery was allowed with a visitor I can't even begin to fathom the shit that some of the female prisoners go through on a daily basis, above and beyond serving time.

This was my question! If my boss came up to me and said "say, can you take that stranger into the ladies room and make sure her vulva is bloody?" I'd quietly pull off my badge and whistle as I walked away.

My mother decided that nothing would be prettier than a semi permanent bright red rinse in my ginger hair. So she walked in and squirted it on me WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.

Some women who were grown ups in the 80s still wear blue and pink eyeshadow together.

Parents, teach your daughters about shaving their legs before they try to teach themselves.

I had that in 1993, minus the burgundy stripes. It was hot stuff at the time!

In eighth grade a fashion magazine lead me to believe that brownish-orange lipstick was just right for my complexion (it's not) so I bought one and resolutely wore it all year. The color above is similar but it was matte.

At the tender age of 10, aka the what the fuck is happening to my body era, I decided I wanted to learn what it was like to shave my legs. So I waited until my parents weren't home and I was babysitting my 5 year old little brother. I was a horrible babysitter because I decided this was the best time to lock myself in…

this one time i allowed my little cousins to just go ham on my legs with nailpolish, not really thinking about it

I have stick straight hair and wore it long with bangs from age 3-13. In the late 80s/early 90s my mother thought it would be cute to perm just the bangs. I repeat: just the bangs. She did this to me and my younger sister not once but twice and still defends the decision to this day. The pictures are too atrocious to…

you sound glorious

sorry ive always been perfect

Normally when someone details you until you show them your vagina, it is kidnapping and sexual assault.

OH SO MANY.

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I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed to just leave. This is a private prison and it sounds like the guards all security guards - NOT corrections officers. WTF are they gonna do? Can security guards arrest her? This shit is rapey as hell.

Ugh, I totally thought the title referred to showing them a used pad or tampon. Having to have a female guard look at your vagina to see you're menstruating is ridiculous.