MAKE people walk around with their genitals out?

Wow. Who is he sleeping with that he feels like he has to show them a doctor's note like they're an employer or teacher?

Yeah. I don't think there's any way the fashion world is poised to be a "straight" world in that sense.

That would be my assumption, but who knows? Maybe he meant the Strait of Magellan. Makes as much sense as the rest of what he said!

The phrase "word salad" always gives me the giggles. Or snorts, in this particular instance.

Not many people can do what? Walk around with their genitals out? MAKE people walk around with their genitals out? Wear those clothes? Does he mean straight as in sexual orientation straight? Straight as in "on the straight and narrow"?

coming from fluffy kittenface, that is a serious compliment and I am delighted!

I do if I'm hungover and physically can't stand , I'm also unarrested.

Standgebläse

Yeah, my partner pees sitting down. He finds it more comfortable. The masculinity police haven't come for him yet.

Standgebläse

I don't understand how guys get so bent out of shape over this. I go standing up for convience (I also don't piss on the seat, its not that difficult) but if it was the done thing to sit I literally wouldn't care. MRA victim complex so hard here.

SITZPINKLER. Germans have the best swears. My friend told me about a German word (I am not even going to attempt to remember or spell it because I will just embarrass myself.) It means "stand-blower" aka "You're so short, you could give someone a blow job while standing up."

this is one of my favorite SNL sketches of the last five years. DERBEL MCDILLET.

he just should have went with Igloo Australia

I'm Bear Daniel.

Isn't the pet name/street name system what you use to come up with your porn star name?

but do I have to pretend I know who Diplo is?

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

What about pizza made of children? I've heard it's delicious but you can only get it in Ireland.