Having had mine done on purpose before (I was 18 and it seemed sexy and edgy) that is the most appropriate response to a needle going through a nip.

That's terrible! I liked out of solidarity not schadenfreude. It's a good reminder that no anniversary makes a couple "safe" from divorce. :(

As long as you get some sugar in there, you should be ok. Could even be a graham cracker or 2, or a cup of juice. Love, fellow hangry person

It's the magnesium in the water that does it. Hence why milk of mag is used as a laxative. This is very helpful information if you ever have surgery/ trauma that needs to be treated with strong painkillers!

Which of you is the artist ? This is beautiful and warms my bitter little dumped heart.

have you ever been tested for something called SIBO? I looked fully pregnant whenever I ate a morsel of food, constantly burped, has other....escaping air bubbles, and near constant nausea and frequently tossed my cookies. It can cause your lower plumbing to either go on fast forward or freeze frame also.

I've always liked dressing like an off duty art teacher. It is important for me to have a Look because my professional life has been spent effectively in different colored pyjamas.

I think we might have had the same childhood with the piggies, kitties are Star Trek references.

No mood change for me. I stopped Nuva Ring a year ago January (after being on hormones for over 25 years and hating it) and got my copper iud last fall. I had 8/10 pain for about 2 weeks, my periods last 2-3x as long as before the iud (6-9 days, from 2-3 prior) and my cramping is worse. It’s worth it became I’m as…

He’s probably underage. No one of actual legal age drinks BBF unless ironic and or crippling alcoholism.

One of my early pairs of piggies gave me my first exposure to placentaphagia. So now I can easily associate weird and misguided crunchy hipsters with squealing and bedding down in one’s own waste products.

That’s a perfect piggy name! Please tell me that he was a long haired guy.

This is pure joy! A fantastic chaser after the Chinless Wifebeating Monster story.

Yeah, we monitor pts on Tessalon for change in mental status but it mostly occurs in the already demented, pts with existing mental illnesses and those really sensitive to narcotics (even though this isn’t a schedule med, there’s some cross sensitivity to MSO4.)

Being a raging douche isn’t even a mental illness. It’s just variant assholery.

Most everyone has at least one friend they’d like to see naked but only tabloids give us this obnoxious rhyming coded gay BS.

For some reason, GWAR always felt like Fox News Material (TM) to me.

Haha, we're all in Ohio so I feel like it's a draw at best. No one wins with this state! :)

Obviously there were no doctors, nurses, EMTs or even decent human beings with a little bit of first aide knowledge in that congregation.

I feel like that color combo has strong emetic properties in and of itself.